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One Saturday morning Dave went over to Andrews house. Knocking on the door, Andrews wife answered: "Hi Dave, how are you?"
Dave : "Just fine thanks is Andrew home?" The Wife said, "No but he should be home soon if you want to wait..."
So Dave went in and sat down on the couch. Andrews wife Tina was a busty young lady and was quite beautiful. After a couple minutes of silence Dave spoke up and said to Tina: "If you show me one of you breasts I'll give you a hundred dollars" Tina said, "Yea right"
So Dave placed a $100 bill on the table. After careful consideration Tina decided why not, picked up the bill and revealed one of her breasts. Moments later Dave stated again that if she was to show him both of her breasts he would give her another $100. After thinking again she decided why not and picked up the $100 bill and revealed all.
Minutes later Dave told Tina that he had an appointment that he had to get to and couldn't wait any longer, and left. An hour later Andrew got home. Tina told him that Dave had come over but that he had to leave. To which Andrew replied "Did he give you the $200 that he owed me?"

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