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UNEMPLOYED: ---- Involuntarily Leisured. DIRTY OLD MAN: ---- Sexually Focused Chronologically Gifted Individual. PERVERTED: ---- Sexually Dysfunctional. PANHANDLER: ---- Unaffiliated Applicant for Private-Sector Funding. SERIAL-KILLER: ---- Person with Difficult-to-Meet Needs. LAZY: ---- Motivationally Deficient. SHORT: ---- Vertically Challanged. FAIL: ---- Achiever of Deficiency. DISHONEST: ---- Ethically Disoriented. BALD: ---- Follicularly Challenged. CLUMSY: ---- Uniquely Coordinated. BODY ODOR: ---- Nondiscretionarily Fragranced. ALIVE: ---- Temporarily Metabolically Abled.
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