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| Molecule: | MAN |
| Formulae: | Ma(CHO)2 |
| Discovered by: | Eve |
| Datum: | end of paradise era |
| Inertial Mass:
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Increases monotonically with time, and abruptly in the presence of a sofa and a TV set. |
| Concentration: | Abundant in the wrong isotope, scares otherwise. |
| CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Affinity for weak electrostatic bonds. Can make covalent bonds by the process of weddization. 2. Resistivity: high for any activity, except sublimation. 3. Diffusion: irreversible and anysotropic; hair diffuses from head to rest of body. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Center of mass moves forward with oxidation of beer and hamburgers. 2. Critical Point: somewhat below the center of mass. 3. Sublimation Point: same as critical point. 4. Attracted by any kind of field (i.e. football). 5. Turns ballistic if his team looses and relativistic if food is cold. COMMON USES 1. Car door opener. 2. Dump of left-over food. 3. Great to practice speeches without interruption. TESTS 1. Turns red if kicked in the center of mass and blue if kicked in the critical point. 2. Turns green besides a molecule of the opposite charge (WO2) with higher potential. CAUTION 1. Highly dangerous to himself if left alone. 2. Highly dangerous to others if told the above. 3. Half lifetime very short if far from a shielding WO2. |
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