The Surveyor
Want to see all the darkest parts of Africa at 300 ft? Want to
tour third world countries for months at a time? Want to live in
confined accommodations with a collection of people that make the locals
seem normal? Want to do all of the above while flying small
aircraft for moderately good wages? Then Airborne Geophysical
Surveying is for you!
As usual, I wanted to do some flying after finishing up my master's
degree. Also as usual, everywhere I applied wanted me to have
several thousand hours flying their types of aircraft, plus a doctorate in
Aerospace Engineering, plus a couple of lunar landings. Well, I did
not have the doctorate, but the nice folks at the Geophysical Survey
company I chanced on did give me a call when my Master's Degree in
Aerospace Engineering caught their eye. The only problem was my
resume.
As I recall, the director of flight operations, chief pilot and
general aviation director at the survey company called me up and said
"well, you sent us a pilot-type resume, but our pilots generally have
much more experience that you do, so we can not hire you as a pilot....BUT
I see you have an engineering degree. Would you like to come and
talk about an engineering job?" Would I like to work at a
company that flies airplanes? Does it snow in Canada?
Now, I do
not know what planet you are from, dear reader, but on mine here, to start
out in a business, any business, not just aviation, you have to
jump at any opportunity to break into it. Not only that, I was
really interested in doing some aerospace engineering; after all, I had
spent six years in university getting the degrees, so the work held my
interest for a period of years, not seconds. It is not at all as if
I joined specifically with the intention of wheedling my way into the
flight operations department, raping the company for some flying time,
then leaving town for a larger, more airline-orientated operation.
No, no, no, that is not it at all. That is just what happened. Just
a side effect. They actually laid me off partially when contracts
ran a little thin after the Bre-X gold mine stock scandal, after which I
went off to get doctorate degree, never dreaming that that someone
else would offer me a flying job, which they coincidently did. Any
way, I digress.
Airborne Geophysical Survey is fun! What is it?
Well, it is like flying a continuous instrument approach all day, except
in visual conditions at a more or less constant 300 feet or so over the
ground. An on-board global positioning system unit is linked to a computer
with a digitized map of the block of land (or water) to be surveyed.
Back at head office, a surface to fly is generated for the computer, much
like draping a cloth over all the hills so that they are smoothed
out. Obviously, you have to start climbing above 300 ft sometime
before you run into the vertical mountains, and the performance of the
aircraft is factored in to how steep the gradient is allowed for the
digitized drape surface. Inside the plane, an instrument landing
system indicator head is modified to accept the outputs from the
computer. The survey block is divided into a series of lines, of
which the pilot not flying selects one at a time. To fly the line,
all the pilot flying has to do is keep the needles centered. It is easy,
at least after a few hours practice. It gets harder with a lot a climbing
and descending over mountains.
All sorts of instruments are mounted on
the planes, but the most popular are "mag and spec", which means
sensing of the earth's magnet field with a sensitive magnetometer mounted
in the aircraft's tail boom and sensing of background radiation by means
of a few hundred pounds of sensitive crystals in the belly of the
aircraft. My first jobs as an engineer were designing and making
pictures of the holes, wires and protuberances that all this equipment
needed. All sorts of things had to be added to the planes: the tail
booms to hold the magnetometers, ground wiring to get rid of the eddy
currents that the aircraft's own electrics produce, holes for the video
cameras. Video cameras? Yes, the whole flight is video taped
so that when the aircraft flies over railway tracks or scrap metal yards,
the magnetic signature does send the geophysicists on a wild search for a
huge ore body. Some poor soul, usually a junior geophysicist, has to
find the time of each anomalous spike in the data, then scan to that time
on the video to see if there is something obvious causing the spike.
Theoretically,
I was designing all this stuff in my capacity as a highly educated
engineer. In reality, I was making up pretty drawings to get
approval from the government engineering representative to fly with
installations that had evolved over time, made up by mechanics and
experimenters. My best source of information was "old Erv",
a man who had made up every survey installation for the company from the
time when no approvals were needed from the government. As far as I
know, he had no formal engineering education at all, but he knew it all
since he had been doing it since there was such a business. I would
take my drawings into the back room where Erv would be bent over a mess of
wires, soldering up some harness, and he would unfailingly take the time
to set my designs straight. The aircraft mechanics were a great help
as well, once they realized that I was actually taking their inputs,
rather then attempting to either take over their little domains in the
hangar or dictate that they build something impossible.
The only time I
actually had a chance to build something absolutely new was when the
company embarked on a research project to build a couple of
gravity-measuring devices. Boy, did I botch it up. Several
times, actually, but then as the design evolved, it started getting better
and better. Sometimes the highly experienced mechanics were no help
at all! I would make drawings of something, such as a window-mounted
duct cover for ground cooling air, and the mechanics rejected it as
impractical. Five designs later, the mechanics and managers told me
that they had figured out a solution. It was my original design!
Such is the nature of engineering work.
Now, since this installation was
experimental, expensive and original, I was now one of only a few people
who had knowledge of its inner workings. For the last year, I had
been longing to be a field mouse instead of a lab rat. Now, with the
equipment undergoing airborne trials and testing, it needed a babysitter
for maintenance and repair. There also had to be a pilot around, but
he would be sitting on the ground much of the time while the system was
being readied for its next test. Having extra bodies staying in
hotels and doing nothing is expensive. This was my first big bit of
luck in my aviation career.
Why pay two people and only have one work at
a time? Why not get Walter checked out on the Cessna Caravan and
have him function as both the pilot and the on-site engineer?
Fantastic! I was out of the lab and on my way around the
world. Thanks to the kindness of the aviation manager, who allowed
me to do the Cessna Caravan course at flight safety in Wichita, I became
a marketable pilot rather than just another go-nowhere instructor. I owe
this man a great debt of gratitude and whenever I have a chance to repay
these debts--to anyone--I try to do so.
I loved the Caravan. It is
logical, simply, reliable, and fun to fly. The simulator in Wichita was
level D-better than the jet simulators I would later fly. There are
so many warning lights and safety systems in this simple airplane that you
can be half-asleep and still fly safely. This was, of course, the
design criteria that Cessna received from Federal Express when they made
the plane for the night cargo market.
The gravity gradient sensing
equipment that I was working with was brand new for airborne geophysics,
but was actually 20-year old technology recently declassified from the US
military. The instruments were previously installed in nuclear
submarines, where heavier weights were a good thing. Accordingly,
the engineers from the US defense firm who were working with us placed
several hundred pounds of steel plates into the back of our
weight-critical aircraft. These steel plates served the function of
holding some computers, just like they did back on the submarine.
Also, the equipment was water-cooled. It took some persuasion to
change the system to a more airborne bent.
As pilots disappeared,
surveys popped up and head office panicked, there were needs for pilots
out in the field on regular surveys. I had the great fortune to
spend a few months in Rennes, France, cruising over the French countryside
at low level in an Islander, getting a good look at the castles and monasteries
of Brittany. I especially enjoyed the female French air traffic
controllers speaking English. The way they expressed themselves
"Sierra Golf ex-ray....mmmm...you call me, mmmm?" it sounded
like they were looking for dinner invitation rather than a call before
entering their zone again. For greater comic effect, I mutilated the
French language attempting to communicate on the radio with the language
of the land. At least we had French copilots. Incidentally,
French labor law stipulated that the survey company had to hire French
pilots in order to work in France. So, the company hired a bunch of
200-hour brand new pilots to fly along with us. With the social tax
and everything else, those kids ended up costing more than the Canadian
captains. No wonder people who want to start businesses run away
from Europe with its high costs.
The other plane out in France at
the time was a Queen Air, which I flew rarely. That was too bad,
since it was a comfortable ride compared to the vibration of the
Islander. With survey lines a fair distance from the airport, survey
is most productive when the planes can stay out for as long as
possible. A fully-fueled Islander with the tanks we had could hang
around for 6 hours or so. Can you sit down without urinating for
that long? If you can, either you are dehydrated or you are causing
damage to your bladder. The solution was a plastic jug.
So, after transferring control to the other pilot, the procedure was to
climb over the computers into the back of the plane, trying not to kick
the mass of wires and screwing up the survey in the process. Once in
the small space behind the computer racks and over the spectrometer
crystals, you could then hunch over and attempt to urinate as the Islander
bucked through the daytime heating turbulence and heaved up and down as it
followed the contour of the ground. The turbulence at low levels
made the French copilots sick, since they were not used to it. Did I
return to base just because they were throwing up?
Well...sometimes. They usually felt better afterwards, especially if
I gave them control. Besides, they felt even worse about returning
early and costing the company hundreds or even thousands of dollars by
forcing us to spend extra days in the field.
Compared to the Islander,
the Caravan was airliner-smooth. Even on a survey in the mountains
of British Columbia, where the rugged terrain ensured some mechanical
turbulence with any kind of wind, it was never as sickening, since the
turbine engine was inherently many times smoother than the big pistons of
the Islander. Maybe it was the pilot I was with on the survey who
made it smooth by picking which parts of the block to do on particular
days. This character had been surveying for years, having spent time
in a couple of dozen third world countries. He had a year or so of
vacation time built up from the years he spent in South America. I
guess he got lonely out in the field, away from his wife and several
children, since he ran off with some younger Spanish lady he met
overseas. Being divorced was fairly standard for longtime survey
pilots. Maybe it was the stress of staying away for three or four
months at a time, but probably the kind of person that chooses the peripatetic
life of a survey pilot is a good candidate for divorce to start
with. The experienced guys were sure great to fly with though.
First off, they were usually the biggest cowards out of the group of
pilots, having survived years of low-level work in remote areas.
Secondly, they knew what they were doing with the equipment, so things
went smoothly even with a brand-new geophysicist. Oh, did I mention
that geophysical survey is one of the most hazardous types of flying
around? It is like crop dusting: you are close to the ground,
so there are things to hit.
The best part of flying with
highly experienced survey pilots had nothing to do with technicalities,
though, it was their personalities. Anyone who stayed for years in
survey had to adopt a relaxed attitude to life. This is not a
typical flying job where the crew meets at the airport, spends a few
hours, or even a few days, together flying, then abandons the ship and
splits up the head home. No, survey means spending months together
with the same pilots, mechanics and geophysicists, day in and day out,
usually in isolated surroundings. In northern British Columbia, we
were living in a logging camp, which was convenient to the survey block
and had an airstrip. The walls of the prefabricated bunkhouse
allowed everyone to hear their neighbors breathing. In the morning,
everyone ate together in the dining area. Then we worked together
all day, ate another couple of meals together, perhaps airborne, then had
time to catch a movie on the satellite television in the common room,
again together, of course. If anyone had personality problems with
another person on the survey crew, it was impossible just to avoid them
for a day. Experienced surveyors had learned the art of living with
anyone, mostly just by tolerating any kind of behavior short of
pathological.
It takes a while how to learn to deal with behaviors that
are unacceptable. The nominal bosses of the survey in the field were
the geophysicists, who could be young university graduates. The
aircraft mechanics were sometimes thoughtful and intelligent, but others
were rough and rather crude. One aircraft mechanic seemed quite
self-centered, running up huge bills on the company credit card to furnish
his personal living space. The company took back its credit card on
some excuse, but then this man persisted in treating the communal vehicle
as his own. Head office could not observe the vehicle in the field,
but they did notice a long list of personal calls on the company cell
phone. Naturally, the mechanic had taken over one of the field cell
phones as his personal property as well. It fell to the young
geophysicist, a bookish young man, to pry the cell phone away. An
ugly confrontation ensued, with threats from both sides to "tell head
office" about how bad the other was acting.
In
situations of strife among the survey crew members, how can you tell if
your mechanic or pilot or geophysicist is overstressed and unreasonable OR
is you are the problem? Simple: first off, you are probably
both stressed just from being out in the field too long. So you are
both probably acting in a slightly less than reasonable and less than
accommodating manner. To separate the mildly impaired from the truly
disturbed, though, it is necessary to do a cross check. Phone other
people at the survey company who have worked with your co-worker and find
out what they think. If every one of them claims the virtues of a
him or her while questioning your sanity and use of stimulant drugs, maybe
it is time for you to have some chamomile tea, burn some incense and
meditate for a few hours while listening to "Pink Floyd".
You are bushed, man. Over the edge, whacked! You will get over
it. Just get out of the field for a bit.
Just because you can not
get along with a particular survey crew does not mean you have
psychopathic urges. It could just be that two normally acceptable or
borderline paranoid people who would interact fine with others in the
office or during a regular day job bring out the worst in each other in
the confined living spaces of the survey. If three survey crews you
get put out with all seem to be filled with nasty people, chances are that
you are not suited for survey work. As a pilot, you are probably
getting ready to move on at this point anyway, since three surveys could
be a year or more. Be prepared for a salary cut at your next job flying
charters in light twins or sitting right seat at a commuter airline,
though. Doing survey in the 1990's, Caravan captains could make 80,000
Canadian dollars a year-tax free if they lived out of the country for more
than six months at a time. Not bad money for little airplanes and
free tours of the world. Of course, anyone who wanted to keep a
marriage and achieve stability in their lives moved on rather quickly,
even if it was fun.
Once you are back from the field, at
head office there is little for a pilot to do except plan the next survey,
perhaps the routing for the ferry flight, or work on getting the various
permits and permissions to fly in countries where the civil aviation
authority is run by petty tyrants who rule their little kingdoms based on
personal whims. Some of these little third-world tin-pot
dictatorships are not paying their government employees well enough, so
they delay giving permission to fly in order to solicit bribes, but in
other countries, the aviation regulators just seem to hate both
airplanes and foreigners. A good example of a country with capricious and
unequal application of aviation law is the United States of America.
One FAA inspector in New York State had several typed pages of conditions
I had to meet and took several months to approve a limited amount of
survey work over non-populated areas. In Arizona, the FAA man was
asking what he could do to help us out and do the work more quickly.
The good thing about third world country regulators versus first world
bureaucrats is that the poor bureaucrats will get out of the way with the
payment of an appropriate "fee". Survey companies pay for
many "fees", "gratuities", "permits" as well
as plain bribes, graft and corruption. Part of being an experienced survey
field operator is knowing who to bribe and how much in order to achieve a
particular result in a particular country. Our companies' specialist
for South America was a man who had been working in South America long
enough to claim citizenship in a few of the countries. After a few
years, he spoke fluent Spanish with the appropriate regional accents and
was on a close, personal basis with every corrupt petty official in the
importation and aviation departments that gave out stamps and permits.
Survey
companies compete fiercely. They undercut each other bidding for
basic magnetic and spectrometer surveys, jealously guard their technical
innovations from competitor's discovery and feel cheated when their
experienced pilots float from one company to another. However, they
share a common bond, an unspoken agreement. They all lie on customs
forms. Survey equipment is expensive. Third world countries
impose ridiculous import duties on scientific equipment. So, as a
customs officer, how would you know that the plastic cylinder as big as a
can of beans is worth $20 000 instead of the $200 on the customs
form? You would only know if you had seen another company import the
same thing, and this is where the collective lying comes in:
everyone aims low on the values of the scientific equipment so the customs
officers get used to seeing magnetometers valued at $200. Survey
companies also got together in self-defense against government regulations
by forming an international airborne geophysical safety
association. The companies reasoned that with the miserable safety
record of geophysical survey, they had better come up with some common
safety standards before a bunch of bureaucrats who were clueless about the
business imposed their own solutions in the form of regulations that would
shut down the industry.
Airborne Geophysical Survey is
great work. It is one of the few jobs on small aircraft that allows pilots
to make a good living while flying to varied and interesting locals.
Sure, nearly all the pilots end up divorced, but at least you have a
chance to see the world. I was going to stay. With all the per
diems and field pay added to the regular salary, my pay was higher than I
would see later on the jets. Not only that, a collection of
interesting and intelligent people are attracted to geophysical survey and
working with them is an educational and entertaining experience.
Fate intervened though, with the
collapse of confidence in junior mining companies after the Bre-X gold
mine scam. The fax machine at head office started to spew out a
series of apologetic letters from mining companies, putting their surveys
on hold pending further market capitalization. What choice did the
little survey company have? The accountant came around the office
handing out employment insurance application forms. The idea was to
have everyone go on part time, sort of job-sharing, while collecting
employment insurance for the rest of the week. Once I had the
employment insurance application in my hand, I knew I had to make some
other plans, so that led to my application to the university of Toronto
and several other little airplane companies. To my complete
surprise, people were interested in hiring me now. Without those
circumstances, I might have surveyed my whole life. I highly
recommend it; go do it!