I can not take credit for this amazing dance. All the credit goes to Mr. Spliff himself, Alex Cheer.
It has been know to work! The very night I saw it in action, alex pulled! Try it in a club... You never know!!!
The Origin
On a night out in Northampton Town Centre a group of friends and I decided to paint the town red... or a yellow-orenge chunky style, depending on how good the night was. Anyway, after leaving are starting point (Gotta be done!), good 'ol trusty Ballon Bar, we headed down to a bar next door called Terbasco Jaz. A very good venue (It was old school music) and as I finished having a piss I bumped into an old mate. Stu come up and I introdused him to the 'Cru'. He later brought his girlfriend and her mate along and soon we was off to Chicago's. (Theres also a funny story about the girls getting me to dance to Jason Donnervon, while some guy tried to see how many pegs he could attach to his body... Actually... Thats pretty much the whole story). Anyway, at Chicagos we bumped into a few other friends and we chatted at the bar where Alex annoused he was planing to move on Amy, (I think that was her name) and I said, in these words... more or less, "Shhees pretty fik... Imma gonna tree too".... Note: Drink at this point was beginning to spoil my ability to speak. Finally we made our way downstairs for a dance. Me, always wiling to have it large (Even if its Westlife - Uptown girl... Thats another story) was going for an all-out assult in the form of typical Ibiza dance (Waving your arms around and looking silly). Bob was bopping, as usual and Adam was just plainly dancing. Now, Alex, either self-concious or not in the mod to dance, didn't pull much effort into his dancing. Thus the Bud Dance was created! 20 minutes later he was toungue wrestling with her at the bottom of the stairs.
I lost to the better man, and this part of my site is in no way taking the piss out of him or me being sour for being beaten.
How To Do It
Step 1:- Buy a Bud. Not only because it has sweetarse adverts on TV, but it also makes you look more manly then an Archer's Lime. Also, its called the BUDWISER Dance... Not the Pussy Apple Hootch Dance.
Step 2:- Hold bottle at stomache with your drinking hand.
Step 3:- Place non-drinking hand firly in pocket and don't take it out for ANY reason untill drink is empty, dance is over or you it finally works and you pull.
Step 4:- Hunch back slightly, and with your drink in front of you and your non-drinking hand hidden begin to rotate bottle like so:
And there it is. the Bud Dance in all its glory! It really works! Sorta.
Oh and Alex later stood Amy after an arranged meeting to go and see a film because she had a big bum.