Ever sat down and and watched a movie that seemed to reach out with a kipper and slap you? No nither have I. Although this came close! Apart from the fact I didn't see a single kipper through out the film =(
Back to the film, Fellowship of the Ring was the must see movie of 2001 and I bet The Two Towers repeats this at the end of this year.
Its about young Frodo Baggins who was givven a magical ring by his departing uncle Bilbo. A very nice ring actually. Happily living in Bagend young Frogo lives a gay life (As in happy sicko) where he becomes an important figure in Hobbiton. While this is all going on Gandulf (Big wizard dude) researhes about the history of the ring.
What do you know, law of the sod, its evil. Prolly came from QVC... Anyway, now poor Frodo (acompained by Sam, Pippen and Merry) set of to destory the ring and head for Morodor and Mount Doom... Home of the Rings' forguing!
Sounds abit dull and cliched, but it is a good mix of action, humour, and a surprising lack of romance. Of course, its strengh comes from the books amazing detail in characters. (Sam Gambee being the best).
Forgeting the fact that its got a very crappy ending (Well, the books the same) its an amazing film
Kippers outta 10: 10
Comment: Forget Hairy Pothead, this books been kicking for 50 years and the star isn't some boy who could do with a good injection of testostorone.
Best Line: Frodo:- 'No Sam! I'm going alone!'
Sam:- ' 'Cause you are master, Frodo... And I'm coming with you!'
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