Amsterdam

Even the museums smell like weed.

That's not a museum. Its the palace at Dam square. But it smells like weed too.

 

After a visit to the coffeeshop, everything seems photo-worthy. That lady's hair is the same color as her kid's stroller. And then, holy shit. Check this out. There's all these puppies everywhere.   Its a good thing I speak Dutch - I almost walked into this sex cinema. Luckily, I found the whorehouse I was looking for.
His name was Earl. In less progressive cities, dogs might roam the streets unchecked. But not Amsterdam. Here, kitties own the town.
 
Canals everywhere.
I like this guy's stuff.
Again.
And again.
Man, these dumb birds would eat anything. First they ate the crap growing on the wall. Then they ate my spit. No one expects a picture of the surprise bar.
Outside the national museum.
Still outside.
 
 
Underneath the national museum. Still underneath. Vermeer. Vermeer.
Vermeer.
Heineken Browery.
Big-ass chess. And so I went home.

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