Index | in the Beginning | the Trip so far | Pictures from home | Where's Warren Map
Pictures from my Trip | Pictures April-June | 11/01/05 - 01/04/05 | 01/04/05 - 01/06/05
USA fact list | More Pictures 23/06/05 | the Saga Continues 23/06/05
Index | in
the Beginning | the Trip
so far | Pictures from home
| Where's Warren Map
Pictures from my Trip
| Pictures April-June | 11/01/05 - 01/04/05
| 01/04/05 - 01/06/05
USA fact list | More
Pictures 23/06/05 | the Saga Continues
23/06/05
Facts about the USA as seen through an Aussie male's eyes………
1 Not everyone has a gun, but those who do, have LOTS.
2 Eating out is an all American pastime
3 There are more places to eat out in any given town than the whole state of West Australia
4 Everything comes with cheese and chilly, even breakfast
5 Its cool to ride something other than a Harley
6 Arizona is HOT
7 Snow is, wet, cold, and white
8 Australians speak real good inglish
9 Australia is a very big island, so I'm told
10 Crocodile Dundee has done a lot for Australia…NOT
11 Yanks love Steve Erwin
12 Gas is cheap, cars are cheap, drugs are cheap, booze is cheap
13 Seat belts and the speed limit are only recommendations
14 There are lots of V8 cars, and lots of accidents
15 Car drivers really do hate motorcycle riders
16 Meth-amphetamine and teeth don't mix
17 A woman with more than 2 teeth is a good catch in some parts
18 Most bars in Arizona have a 2 tooth minimum entry requirement
19 There are lots of people in recovery, and lots more who should be
20 Yank woman are very straight forward
21 Yank woman are suckers for an Aussie accent
22 Celibacy in the USA is a good thing for this Aussie male, and isn't hurting at all
23 Living in a trailer is not a bad thing
24 Anyone CAN buy a gun at a yard sale
25 America really is the best country in the world, (see 1)
26 Everyone here wants to visit Australia….one day
27 Most people never leave their own state / town
28 The medical system here really is FUCKED !!!
29 There are more fake boobs in the USA than there are women in Australia
30 I must not stare at boobies, I must not stare at boobies
GOD BLESS THE AMERICA, I LOVE THE PLACE AND SHALL RETURN
Die with no regrets, and
don't die tomorrow.
Don't sweat the small shit remember, It's all small shit.
