So..... Who am I anyway...

My Name is Wayne Allen Grassfield in case you haven't noticed by now!

I am a musician... I was born November 29th in Middletown, New York

I am into Music, computers, and women... (not neccesarilly in that order)

I am also a college student..

I am majoring in Computer Info Systems

I lived in Miami, Florida for about three years

I have moved back to NY

I play Bass, guitar,keyboards, drums and I sing..

I just bought a brand new COMPAQ computer to record some of my songs

I also collect musical instruments

I am the only son born to Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate.

I was at Cuelo drive back in August of 1969 when the Manson murders occured!

I was asleep after having consumed a couple of swigs from Jay Sebrings beer!

I was only 2 years old at the time and I remember Patricia Krenwinkle hiding me in the laundry room so the killers wouldn't find me. I was so young and of course i blotted most of the horrible events out. I haven't spoken to my father Roman Polanski in quite sometime as he wanted me to take the rap for having sex with that underaged girl!

he was quite upset that I wouldn't do it as I had been sleeping with her for quite sometime before he had her anyway.

at the age of 4 and a half I played the triangle on the BEATLES ABBEY ROAD album. (and I am pictured in the volkswagen with the license plate that reads 28IF

at the time I was in London to help ween James Taylor off of heroin, as I was working at the Beatles' Apple records where Peter Asher asked me to manage James Taylor.

Because of conflict of interests between the beatles and Mr. Taylor and Mr. Asher I left London to star with Mia Farrow in ROSEMARY'S BABY!

I stopped staying with Mia as soon as she married that Sinatra fellow (he was quite mean!)

Having had a go at show business I decided to go out on tour with the GRATEFUL DEAD having lied about my age and supporting myself by selling acid and tie-dyed diapers. This became tiresome due to the nature of all of the drugs and sucking strange women's breasts for nurishment, I soon longed for something more..

I decided to move out to Los Angeles and become a bar tender at Rodney Bingenhiemers English Disco where I befriended the RUNAWAYS and DAVID BOWIE AND THE SWEET....those where great times indeed.... at this time I had a casual affair with PAMELA DEBARRES whom incedentaly I stole away from led zep guitarist JIMMY PAGE while he was nodding off on heroin... (read the book) at the tender age of eight I was a drug addict who had taught himself to read by devouring magazines such as CREEM, VARIETY, and ROLLING STONE

I got a job as LINDA RONDSTADT's chaufeer and crashed her Rolls; needless to say I was fired which led to me driving for KEITH MOON and after an incident where someone was nearly killed I was also given the sack.

I scored some h for David Crosby and I was asked to join Crosby Stills Nash and Young as a trinagle player and harmony singer but they would not rename the band Crosby stills nash young and grassfield so it didn't quite work.

Tiring of L.A. I moved at ten years old to STUDIO CITY California where I worked behind the scenes at THE PRICE IS RIGHT

I was the wardrobe manager in charge of waxing the models' legs and bikini lines. the gratuitous nature of the biz and all the nudity had jaded me and I soon found myself working as a grip in the Laurel canyon section of Los Angeles doing ADULT FILMS. I looked rather old for my 12 years of age and got a lot of work. I worked in mostly all of John Holmes films and convinced Marilyn Chambers to do BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR with the Mitchell Brothers. I was however BUSTED in a raid and spent three nights in the Juvenile ward in LA county jail for pandering, pimping and living off the earnings of a prostitute; trumped up charges that my lawyer F. LEE BAILEY was quick to have dismissed.

I had another affair with JONI MITCHELL and help her write record and produce LADIES OF THE CANYON and left her when I found her in bed with GRAHAM NASH who apparently still held a grudge with the crosby stills and nash thing.... I then lived briefly with Davy Jones from the Monkees who let me have his leftover's (one of which was Marcia Brady) I once had a threesome with her and Jan, but that's another story entirely!!

Davy was fun, he taught me how to drive and how to sing. Peter Tork was always there though, muttering drug induced ramblings and basically scaring the shit out of me. I soon moved in with Barbi Benton at the PLAYBOY MANSION where we had an affair for three years behind HUGH HEFNER's back. I worked for PLAYBOY as a photographer and editor until he found hardcore sex photos that I had taken of Myself and Barbi and hence, I was fired......

well it suffices to say that at the age of fourteen I had done more than most people ten times my age...and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ** please note: you must be a real idiot if you think any of this is true and shame on you for even reading this far...now get back to work!!