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Holly All of a sudden, the contestants vanished. Except for Wayne, the horse, of course. "What's going on here?" Mel asked. "Drats!" Jeff yelled. "Somebody's doing a search for Whose Line Contestants. They're getting sucked out of the computer. Well, we still have Wayne and his crew." Then, they heard Sue's voice from out of nowhere. "Hang on guys. I'll find a way to save you." "Ow!!" Linz yelped in pain. "Stop that. I mean it! Sue!!!!" She ran around in circles, with what looked like a cursor chasing her, stabbing her in the butt. "Yea, Sue!" The Brady Bunch cheered. Their merriment ceased all too quickly, when... |
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Nikki_Lynn ...everything in cyberland came crashing down towards them. "Oh no!" yelled Jeff, "I think the computer's crashing!" "Hang on!" said Sue's voice, "I'll get you out." Linz, Jeff, Holly, and Wayne, felt an odd sensation and suddenly found themselves in Sue's house. Ryan, Greg, Colin, and Brad were there to meet them. "Sue!" screamed Linz, "How did you get us out?!" "Easy," said Sue, "I downloaded you." "We have to find Nikki_Lynn, Mel, and Kathleen," said Jeff, "Wax has them, I know it!" "Don't worry," said Sue, "Mel's got my 30 page filk! Now that you guys are safe, she can use it and put Wax to sleep!" "But they don't know we're safe!" said Holly. "Oh, dear..." said Sue, "Um..." "How are we going to let them know we're safe?" Ryan wondered aloud... |
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Anon Storyteller "How are we going to let them know?" repeated Linz, pausing. Eyes widening as she realized something. "What if ... we controlled the internet?" "How can we do that?" Ryan responded, looking bewildered. "Simple" Linz responded. "I'm a sorceress out there. We just have to get control over the outside of the internet as well as the inside." "Like a laptop computer and someone who has control over things that Wax will be trying to take over!" Holly exclaimed. "We've got the Brady Bunch Page, he'll want that, and more." "Because if he had that" Wayne responded, "he'd be able to control what the fans see through their main meeting grounds! The internet! Wax is so evil!" Linz finally nodded. "But if we have control outside, and get into areas of Whoserdom that we control online, and coordinate our cyber-talents, from different angles on the net that we can upload ourselves... then we can catch him in his own trap!" The rest of them stood their quietly. Until Sue finally nodded, looking at her computer. "So how should we control this situation? Where could we make stands against him?" |
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Holly and Babs "How about the O.K. Corral!!" Brad said with excitement. "That is so stupid!" Colin said, smacking Brad upside the head. "Why would we...wait a sec. The O.K. Corral! That's a great idea!" "Yeah," Holly said, "We can use the Whoser Webring to circle him! Like an ambush, only virtual." "Hey," Brad exclaimed, "Can I be Wyatt Earp?" This time, Ryan smacked him upside the head. "Now," Sue said, "We need to get somewhere with a lot of computers so we can work together and hit him hard, so he'll have no defense against us!" "Yeah! Like the scene from 'Hackers'!" Holly shrieked with excitement. Greg smacked Holly upside the head. "Wow, now I know how Brad feels," Holly lameneted, rubbing her head. "I know! Let's go to the Cyber Cafe down around the corner!" Sue said. Everyone jumped up and ran out of the house. When they reached the cafe, out of breath, Linz turned and looked at the rest of the gang. "Brad! Stop riding Wayne!" "Aw..." |
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Linz Later... "Ok so is everybody ready?" Linz said. They nodded in agreement. "Be careful with this Holly, It's exactly a quarter of my powers, I'm going to see what I can do about Wayne." "OK, do you think this will work?" she replied. "It's got too!"
(Broth_Sam)I refuse to believe it! "I can't believe I just typed that" said Kathleen. Then Nikki_Lynn /msg Mel. (nikkilyn)keep wax busy, got idea "I'm stuck! I can't do this anymore!" shouted Mel at the top of her lungs. Wax went over to investigate. Then Nikki_Lynn /msg She_Wolf.
(nikkilyn)jess need help
*Sue_B has entered chat*
/msg from nikkilyn
"Good! They know now Linz!" Sue said.
(nikkilyn)WE know what IS GOING on here, TO sum up the situation, GET your thinking caps ready, OUT in la, they just got they're head's filled with too much ego Just then, on Wax's main computer, Brad appeared, and yelled at Wax... |
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Nikki_Lynn "Hey, Wax!" said Brad, "Guess who got back into the real world!" "How did you get out?!" demanded Wax, "Nevermind. It doesn't matter. I'll just use my remote and zap you back in." "Oh no you won't!" said Kathleen, as she lunged at Wax knocking the remote to the floor, "Quick, Nikki_Lynn, grab the remote!" But unfortunatly, while Kathleen was calling to Nikki_Lynn, Wax siezed the opportunity to push her away from him and get the the remote himself. "Nice try, Brady Bunch," said Wax, "But now, I'm outta here!" He pushed a button and disappeared. "No! Not again!" said Nikki_Lynn, "He's gone back into cyberspace! Mel, warn SueB that Wax is loose on the internet!" Mel turned back to the computer screen. While Nikki_Lynn and Kathleen had been trying to stop Wax, Mel had warned all of Whoserdom about what was going on. "Already done," said Mel, "They're ready for him." "What are they gonna do to him?" asked Nikki_Lynn. "I had this hacker friend of mine redirect Wax onto the Whoser message board," replied Mel, "Every Whoser who's online is now bombarding the board with posts!" Suddenly Wax reappeared behind them, extremely out of breath. "No!" he gasped, "You can't do this to me! My plan was perfect." He started to reach for the remote, but just then, Mel pulled out Sue's 30 page filk. Wax tried not to listen, but the power of the filk was stronger than he was, and soon Wax was fast alseep. Nikki_Lynn and Kathleen tied him up, and informed the others of the good news. "Well, we stopped him," said Kathleen, "But now what do we do with him?" "I think I have an idea," said Mel... |
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Mel ..."Let's just take his remote *back*," Mel said through gritted teeth, "And first we'll get the rest of the guys!" Mel pressed a blue button and everyone who had been in the computer was let out. As Ryan and Colin and Greg and everyone else landed on the floor, Nikki_Lynn took the remote from Mel. "Then we'll use it to change Wayne back into his normal self," she said, and pressed a button. In an instant the monkey Wayne was transformed back into his original self. "Hey!" Brad cried, "I liked him as a monkey." Linz then took the remote from Nikki_Lynn. "And finally...we give Wax a taste of his own medicine." And without another word, Linz turned Wax into a horse, just as he has turned Wayne into one.
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