Alberto Distefano

Size Doesn't Matter
     Bark, bark, "Quiet Alberto!"- just one of many comments thrown at Alberto every radio show by Mike.  But over looking these meaningless comments, you will find an amazing radio personality with a soft, smooth voice.

Alberto=Immediate Target
     Despite all of the antagonizing, Alberto lets comments like these roll right off his back.  For anyone else- that would normally be a good thing.  For good-ole Alb: a new found personality.

Alberto Fights Back!
     "You're Mama!" just one of the many phrases used by Alberto when he's on the short end of a comment.  However, Alberto's talents are not just limited to absorbing insults well- he does much more than that.  Popping in a joke or two during his (McGuiver Wilson's) news report, keeping the news limited to the most interesting stories, and always talking in his light, clear, Italian-accented radio voice.  Having Alberto do the news has been a "Moore" than enjoyable opportunity and hopefully Moore Hits in the Morning will be lucky enough to have nice appointments- such as Alberto's presence- during our future shows.

First: You're Mama. What's next?
     You can be sure to find Alberto at our shows, so don't fret. (Alberto paid me to put that in)  But what's next?  A new voice?  A new personality?  An array of new catch phrases?  Regardless of what's in store for Alberto, we have to be nice enough to him to want to be part of the show.  Why?  Because someone like Alb is hard to find- in more ways than one!

Fellow funnyman, 

-Mike Fusco

alberto@wcjm.com

 

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