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It's really part of the game to insult and be insulted. So without further ado, here are some of Edu's zingers in the show. Find them amusing or down right insulting, you choose: "Sino ang pumunta sa doctor dahil na hurt ang feelings?" - Who went to the doctor because his feelings are hurt? "At kapag nagpacheck up, kapag sinabihan ng doctor na umubo, dumudura." - And when the doctor checks up, when asked to cough, it spits. "Bigyan na ng pampatulog ang ayaw nyo nang kausapin." - Give tranquilizers to the person you don't want to talk to. "Sino ang bumibisita sa kaibigan sa ospital para lang makakain ng libre?" - Who visits the patient in the hospital only to eat for free? "At kung magkukuwento sa mga taong may sakit, tungkol sa mga taong kamamatay lang ang pinaguusapan?" - And when he talks to the patient, all he can talk about people who die. "Lagyan nyo na ng NO VISITORS ALLOWED ang pintuan patungo sa next round." - Place the NO VISITORS ALLOWED sign on the door on to the next round. "Sino ang kumakain ng durian sa eroplano?" - Who just ate durian (a very smelly fruit) in the airplane? "Sino ang nakikipagkuwentuhan sa katabi nya tungkol sa plane crashes?" - Who talks to his seatmate about plane crashes? "Hatulan na ang hindi nyo isasama sa sunod na lipad." - Judge the person not to go to the next flight. "Kaninong sinaing ang mukhang arroz caldo?" - Who's fried rice looks like rice porridge? "At ang adobo naman ay ayaw kainin kahit ng alagang baboy?" - And whose beef stew no one wants to eat even the pigs. "Piliin mabuti kung sino ang dapat mag hunger strike." - Choose carefully the person who needs a hunger strike.
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