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HISTORY OF THE ORGAN DONORS!



A New Hope

They were walking through the super market one day. They were on the hunt for food. They wanted fruit, any fruit really, but tasty tasty fruit. However, they could not get to the fruit.

The King of Fruit was in that supermarket. The Watermelon Man, King of Fruit, was in the supermarket. He was stopping all people from eating fruit. G-Money, being a Martian and not understanding the human concept of law completely yet, took out his gun and shot the Watermelon Man in aisle four after a brief argument about the benefits of humans eating fruit.

On the way back to J-Dawg Flex’s residence, it hit them. This is what they should write about! They should write about the world around them, and fuck all that emo feeling crap. The Organ Donors had finally found their calling, and eventually produced their first number one hit, “Watermelon Man”.

You’ll like The Organ Donors, they tell stories of THINGS. If you don’t...well, let’s just say that The Watermelon Man didn’t like them either...

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