Once Santa singh and Banta singh both were beaten badly and were lying on the hospital beds..here is the conversation between them.
SANTA SINGH: oye Banta what happened with you?
BANTA SINGH: yaar I was coming in the bus, with a packet of photographs in my hand, suddenly the packet fell down and I started to recollect the photographs.
BANTA SINGH: One photo was lying under a woman, I said mam will u please lift your skirt I have to take a photograph, and the whole crowd beat me cruely.
BANTA SINGH:but what happened with you?
SANTA SINGH: One day when I was on a tour, I lost my whole money so I requested a man to let me stay for the night in his house, but he refused saying that 'I have got one grown up daughter so i'm sorry', then I asked another man he also refused saying that ' I have got two grown up daughters so i'm sorry', then I knocked the third door and asked 'sir do you have any grown up daughter, I have to stay for the night'.


JOKE 2 :

Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires :

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him 'What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.
Principal : Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH'.
Santa Singh : 'Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of 'ASSASSINATION' (Ass Ass I Nation)

JOKE 3 :

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... 'Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto'. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

Sardarji goes back to the temple..................... 'Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well'. Lotto night comes and Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple.................. 'My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???'
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Sardarji is confronted by the voice of Lord : 'DEAR SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST.'

JOKE 4 :

once Banta singh was travelling in a train, a man came and slapped him by shouting,'oye santa singh teri aisi ki taisi'.the man again slaps santa singh by shouting out the same words. This goes on for at lest 15 times, the sitting beside sardarji asks him as to why he(santa singh) was not slapping the man. Banta Singh replied,'MY NAME IS NOT SANTA SINGH!!!!!!!!'.

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Bye - from Ranjith !