vERSE, VerSE, wE lIKE tO veRsE

"australia" by hp laserjet 1100 (failure mode)

ah! mmm! boeuf d'st goo!
say! botfemmen, GUH! boofsk sesuhed!
ah! mmm, tuff! berf, ferb!
ah! mmm, tuffifeff!
ah! mmm, tuff fueff.
ah! mmm, tuffuttum.

chorus: ah! mmm! tuff! buh heuf bheb buh!

ah! mmm, tuff eft.
ah! mmm, fuffuf.
mmm, mmm bah. behouefeum.

repeat chorus

"the goat and the chackan" by adddddam stell

a goat got angry with a chicken.
the chicken taunted the goat
until eventually the goat ate him,
then got salmonella and diahorrea and died.

the moral of the story is:

cook chicken before you eat it.

"locker haiku" by phli (a modern literary masterpiece contemplating the role of the high school locker - see also locker central) respect and love me. i am your faithful locker. i hold your textbooks. combination lock. how many permutations, confusing the theives. hark, my locker screams. overstocked, its hinges bend. collapses and dies.

"exestential" by stell

there once was a plethora called exestential
he was so very elemental
he said pleh
and the inbred said pleh
and they both were so gimpbred and mental.

"chemistry exam" by phli

chant this simple haiku to relieve those tedious pre-exam bobs. 

chemistry exam.
be silent my pounding heart.
wisdom will prevail.

cLICK tHE dOT. the DOt is aLL gOOD.

loves of jefferu