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tHe vERDICT

wEE have finally come to a decision, after many years of observing the madness of the world around us, that the wORLD is dumber than WEE. Verdict. No argue.

qUESTION tIME

in recent weeks, we have been flooded with emails from our legions of fans around the world. we have done our best to answer your questions but we found that many of you were troubled by the following query :

question : i have an extraordinarily large left foot and a ridiculously small right foot. every pair of shoes seem to mock my disability. is there a solution to my problem?

answer : of course there is. but you must not blame your shoes. after all, shoe companies would not be very successful enterprises if all they did was cater for you 24/7. instead, find a similar freak, with a small left foot and a large right foot. purchase and share two pairs of shoes, one small, one large. all of your problems will be solved, without wasting money on excess shoes. alternatively, discard the nuisance feet by hacking your legs off with a spoon and travel around the country in a shopping trolley begging for coins.

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