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meet the morons:
captain calculus
captain confused
captain confusing
captain deviancy
captain insomnia
captain irrelevant
captain obvious

epiphany squad /minds behind the madness

Captain _________
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About Captain _________:
Captain Obvious would like to take this moment to bask in the pride of being the first captain to post her bio. *bask bask bask* And now, on with the show!: Captain Obvious, also known as "Bean," "Beanie," "Beanie Weenie," any other word in six languages that has anything to do with beans, "retard," "etad," "hated stupid etad," and "dork," is very happy to be back with the Epiphany Squad again. She will be returning to Wej University this winter as Dean, Dance Instruktor, Elfsex Instruktor/participant, The Art of Writing *Good* Fanfiction co-co-co-co-Teacher, and Resident Retard. Captain Obvious' title stems from her amazing ability to perceive the obvious, anytime, anywhere. "Ask the other captains, they'll tell you all about it....stupid milk bowls..." she was quoted as saying. (Her computer regrettably being as retarded as Captain Obvious herself, the picture for this bio will not be uploaded for a little while. Sorry. ~the Management)

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