But, Frankly, I don't get many questions anymore(also I got too lazy)
so this is now
The Q&A FAQ
On with the best of the questions!
Can you speak another language?
Cactus Ass
Hmm... Let's see...
Spanish: La vaca es inconsciente del peligro que él es adentro si él come ese cacahuete sin sal!
German: Das sehr kleine Armkreuz climed herauf die Wassertülle...
French: Avez-vous fait l'air de puanteur?
Italian: Non posso parlare italiano. Realmente non posso!
Portuguese: Wow! Você deve ter o a.lot do tempo livre em suas mãos!
No I don't. Why don't you translate these using The Babelfish (it's an online translater. duh)
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light...
then stubbed your toe and decided to turn the lights on?
Mark Paul of Camel Spit
Well no. He said If I wanted to dance with him, I had to give him my soul, and I'm kinda attatched to it. Besides the only dance I can do is the Macerena and I think even the Devil hates that.
Why does the world go around?Jen
The God honest truth? Cows. There are abnormal cows
in the center of the earth running on big hamster wheels. Don't
Believe that crap they teach you in science class, It's all
a bunch of lies that the government tells people to shut them
up!
When are Felix's legs going to get so tired that they fall off?
Master of Irony From the State of Shock
Master of Irony,
Felix's legs won't fall off because he is a slacker!
He will pace for 127 hours then pass out! Then the lazy
bum complains that his legs are stiff and he can't pace
any more! Of corse his legs are stiff, he stopped marching!!!
So, we forced him to continue by shoving uppers and 150
gallons of Super Jolt down his throat. Now the only problem
is getting him to stop running back and forth......
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