Sadly Skippy has given up writing poetry for now.
He is training to be a Jedi Master.
His uh... unique poetry is still floating around and
When I find the scraps of napkin and paper that he wrote
them on, the poems will be posted.
(Oh BTW, many have asked and no Skippy is not an animal.
That paw print is his signature.)
It's a small world not after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world not after all
It's weird and dumb
Twinkle, twinkle
Little Bat
How I wonder where you're at
How idiotic you fly
Into Rush Limbauh's eye
Morgie Gorgie
Puddin' in cake
Kiss the dogs and made them cry!
When the cat came out to play
Morgie Gorgie ran all the way to K-mart!
Twinkle, twinkle
Little car
How I wonder what you smell.
Up above the smelly shoe
So high, like an elephant in the sky!
Twinkle, twinkle
Little car
How I wonder what you smell!
Hey Diddle Diddle
The cat in the Smeddle,
The cow jumped over Hilary Clinton's butt
The dog just laughed, with such smort
And the knife ran away with the can opener.
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