Sorry, I can't devote a page on my site to you. I can't even mention you in a shout out. You know why? Because if I do, some other soul will bitch and whine and throw a fit about, "Why am I not on your page, but so-and-so is? I thought I was your friend..." et cetera. In order to avoid this, I decree that there will be no "Friend" pages or "shout-outs". However, if you're something special, and you've got something to contribute, feel free to email me and I'll see what I can do.
Also, the people like Monica, who is mentioned frequently, and Teresa, who does have her own page here, deserve them, dammit! NOW EARN YOURS! If you have a link, I'm happy to put it up, you can never have too many links, it siphons the people out quicker.
Wait... what people? No one comes here.
"Me fale inglish? That's unposibel!" -Ralph Wiggum