Caffeine Latté

I call it Caffeine Latté. Yes it sounds weird. It is designed purely for those late-night Internet trawls or hacking sessions. You must follow this recipe to the dot or you may end up hurting yourself. I had to test all different possibilities for this to be published. Trust me, don't use alternative ingredients.

    The Recipe

  1. Get yourself a glass of Coca Cola. Do not use Pepsi Max or you shall go to hospital. Do not use Jolt Cola under any circumstances or you shall die (High LD of Caffeine). Try not to use Diet versions of any cola or you'll be sorry. Do not use any other liquid than Coca Cola. Lemonade, Lemon, Raspberry etc will make you sick.
  2. Add a teaspoon of Nescafé Blend 43. Try not to use any other coffees. Do not under any circumstances use cheapo brand coffee or decaf (which is just stupid).
  3. Wait under the frothing has stopped. If there is some bits of concentrated coffee, try to stir them in.
  4. Drink.
  5. Wait until slight burning sensation in brain dulls.
  6. Go hypo.
  7. Return to previous page.

Caffeine Latté is a Copyrighted © 2000 product of Brett Witty. Mmm, caffeine

 

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