Episode 1




It's the grand re-opening of the Phoenix club and Tv's own Roy Walker is there for the event. Folk Band, Half A Shilling cause a stir with their racist lyrics and a powercut introduces us to new DJ, "Ray Von".



Episode 2




The club's cashier "Captain" dies of smoke inhalation from Ray Von's new smoke machine and Brian tries to make it look like natural causes. Brian is also awaiting the arrival of a new snooker table but instead is left with a Bucking Bronco machine, so decides to have a Wild West Night. All is going well until the rival gunslingers The Preston Posse and The Keighley Confederates have a full on bar brawl and Trigger the horse is drinking from the Pennine Suite's bar.

Episode 3




The Phoenix Club is having a "Pyskick" night. However a fire safety inspection by Keith Lard forces the club to close. Brian finds out some information about Keith and later blackmails him into granting them a fire safety licence so they can re-open. Clinton Baptiste the "pyskick" starts his show but is very offencive to the punters and ends up being knocked out.

Episode 4




It's Single's Night at the Phoenix and Brian meets a lady by running over her foot with his wheelchair. Brian thinks he's falling in love and buys a new water bed. He soon finds out however that his new lady friend works for the council and is secretly investigating him for false disability claims.

Episode 5




Jerry visits the hospital for tests and the Phoenix puts on a comedy night and Robot Wars. The comedy night isn't going down to well until Jerry brings some mouthy students down a peg or two. He is spotted by a scout and is offered a job on a cruise ship. Max and Paddy win Robot Wars after pursuading Ray Von to build a robot for them but they have a small dispute over the cash prize.

Episode 6




Jerry gets the all clear from the hospital and The Phoenix Club gets "Talent Trek". Brian asks Jerry to fake dying to win the sympathy vote from the judges and Jerry reveals to him that he has been offered a place on a cruise ship. Les Alanos aren't available for the Talent Trek at such short notice and so Right Said Frank are hired in their place. However they make fun of all the acts and are stealing car stereos from the carpark in the intervals. Max and Paddy have a fight with them and Les Alanos are called in to save the day. Brian decides that because everyone beleives Jerry is dying, to reveal his tests results on stage which brings a celebration to the end of the night. Whilst this is going on Den Perry discards his cigar in the mens toilets and Jerry tells Brian he isn't leaving.