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He vs. She


The family picture is on HIS desk: Ah, solid, responsible family man
The family picture is on HER desk: Her family will come before her career

HIS desk is cluttered: He's obviously a hard worker and busy man
HER desk is cluttered: She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

HE is talking with his co-workers: He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers: She must be gossiping

HE's not at his desk: HE must be in the meeting
SHE's not at her desk: She must be in the ladies' room

HE's not in the office: He's meeting customers
SHE's not in the office: She must be out shopping

HE's having lunch with the boss: He's on the way up
SHE's having lunch with the boss: They must be having an affair

The boss criticised HIM: He'll improve his performance
The boss criticised HER: She'll be very upset

HE got an unfair deal: Did he get worried?
SHE got an unfair deal: Did she cry?

HE's getting married: He'll get more settled
SHE's getting married: She'll get pregnant and leave

HE's having a baby: He'll need a raise
SHE's having a baby: She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits

HE's going on a business trip: It's good for his career
SHE's going on a business trip: What will her husband say?

HE's looking for a better job: He knows how to recognise a good opportunity
SHE's leaving for a better job: Women are not dependable


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