The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence from The Top Five List 15. 180 degrees shy of heaven 14. Performing with Flacido Domingo 13. A few parts shy of an erector set 12. Sch-wing and a miss 11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense 10. The Null Monte 9. Disappointing Miss Daisy 8. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics 7. Ascension Deficit Disorder 6. Bouncing the Check of Love 5. Less-than-Magic Johnson 4. All Doled up with nowhere to go 3. Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You 2. Serving boneless pork and the Number 1 Euphemism for Impotence... 1. Unleavened Man-Bread |
