Top ten things you'll NEVER hear one guy say to another guy 1. Does my butt look fat in this? 2. I'm tired of beer. What say you to a nice, fruity Chablis? 3. I can't stop fantasizing about Dr. Ruth! 4. Yours is bigger than mine. 5. I think those big, jacked-up trucks look ridiculous. 6. There's nothing I like more than a quiet evening at home, watching a movie on Lifetime about some woman who gives up her baby and then suffers miserably. 7. Want all my tools? I just realized I never do anything useful with them! 8. You know what always makes me cry? Those long-distance commericals. 9. I'm deeply offended by young women who go bra-less. 10. Our team lost 10-1. But we tried our best, and after all that's the important thing. |
