*Great*Neat*Well Done*Remarkable*I Knew You Could Do It*I'm Proud of You*
*Fantastic*Super Star*Nice Work*Looking Good*You're On Top Of It*Beautiful*
*Now You're Flying*You're Catching On*Now You've Got It*You're Incredible*
*Bravo*You're Fantastic*Hurray For You*You're On Target*
*You're On Your Way*How Nice*How Smart*Good Job*That's Incredible*
*Hot Dog*Dynamic*You're Beautiful*You're Unique*Nothing Can Stop You Now*
*Good For You*I Like You*You're a Winner*Remarkable Job*Beautiful Work*Spectacular*
*You're A Darling*You're Precious*Great Discovery*You've Discovered The Secret*
*You Figured It Out*Fantastic Job*Hip, Hip, Hurray*Bingo*Magnificent*Marvelous*
*Terrific*You're Important*Phenomenal*You're Sensational*Super Work*Creative Job*
*Fantastic Job*Exceptional Performance*You're A Real Trooper*You Are Responsible*
*You Learned It Right*What An Imagination*What A Good Listener*You Are Fun*
*You Tried Hard*You Care*Beautiful Sharing*Outstanding Performance*You're A Good Friend*
*I Trust You*You're Important*You Mean A Lot To Me*You Make Me Happy*You Belong*
*You Make Me Laugh*You Brighten My Day*I Respect You*You Mean The World to Me*
*That's Correct*You're A Joy*You're A Treasure*You're Wonderful*You're Perfect*Awesome*
*A Plus Job*You're The Best*A Big Hug*A Big Kiss*
*You're Spectacular*Super Job*You Are Exciting*You're Growing Up*
*You've Got A Friend*I LOVE YOU!
"No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
-Kirsten, Age 10
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like if you like sports, she should like it that
you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming."
-Allan, age 10
What is the Proper Age to Get Married?
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then."
-Cam, Age 10
"No age is good to get married at...
You got to be a fool to get married!"
Freddie, Age 6
What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad
Have in Common?
"Both don't want any more kids."
-Lori, Age 8
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough."
-Lynnette, age 8
"On the first date, they they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets them interested enough to
go on a second date."
-Martin, age 10
What Would You Do If Your First Date
Was Going Poorly?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me
in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9
When Is it OK To Kiss Someone?
"When they're rich!"
-Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that."
-Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then
you should marry them and have kids with them...It's
the right thing to do."
-Howard, age 8
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be
Single or Married?
"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
one thing...I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
I don't want to be all grossed out!"
Theodore, age 8
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
Anita, age 9
"Single is better...for the simple reason that I wouldn't
want to change diapers...Of course, if I do get married,
I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother
and have her come over for coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10
How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People Are Married?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
-Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem
to be yelling at the same kids."
-Derick, age 8
What Promises Do a Man and a Woman
When They Get Married?
"A man and woman promise to go through sickness
and illness and diseases together."
-Marlon, age 10
How to Make a Marriage Work?
"Tell your wife she looks pretty even if
she looks like a truck!"
-Ricky, age7
"If you want to last with your man, you
should wear a lot of sexy clothes...Especially underwear
that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
-Lori, age 8
Getting Married for a Second Time
"Most men are brainless, so you might have
to try more than one to find one."
-Angie L., age 10
How Would the World be Different
If People Didn't get Married?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?"
-Kelvin, age 8
Old, Well Known Proverbs
She gave each child in her class the first half of the proverb,
and had them come up with the rest...
As you shall make you bed so shall you.......mess it up.
Better be safe than........punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the......bug is close.
It's always darkest before.......daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but.......how?
Don't bite the hand that.......looks dirty.
A miss is as good as.......Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new........math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the......pigs.
An idle mind is.........the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's.......pollution.
Happy the bride who.......gets all the presents.
A penny saved is.........not much.
Two's company, three's........the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and........you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not.......spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the way.
he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good. God is great.
Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream
for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"
Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby I heard
a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country.
Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice-cream!
Why I never!"
Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me,
"Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"
As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific
job and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman
approached the table. He winked at my son and said, "I happen to know
that God thought that was a great prayer."
"Really?" my son asked. "Cross my heart." Then in a
theatrical whisper he added (indicating the woman whose remark had
started the whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little
ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."
Naturally, I bought my kids ice cream at the end of the meal.
My son stared at his for a moment and then did something I will
remember the rest of my life.
He picked up his sundae and without a word walked over
and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he told her,
"Here, this is for you. Ice cream is good for the soul
sometimes, and my soul is good already."
Since 02/13/99.
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