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meeow: Pet me.
mrooww:I love you!
miio-oo-oo: I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
Don't wait up.
mrow: I feel like making noise.
rrrow-miawww: I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents
as far out of the box as was practical.
miaow miaoaw: Play with me!
miaowmiaow: Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmiaow: Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see
what happens when I sharpen my claws on this
handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww: I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private
parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
roww-maww-roww: I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms
full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and
attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
Mmeww: I believe I heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him
senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in bed warm.
gakk-ak-ak: My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball.
Wherever could this have come from?
I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mow: Snuggling is a good idea.
moww:Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww!:I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm, clean
laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
miaow! maiow!: I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body
through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled
with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
mraakk!!: Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
sssroww! I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmmmmm: If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I think I shall be satisfied.
*Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
*Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day
annoy them and play with them when they're busy.
*When in doubt, cop an attitude.
*Climb your way to the top-that's why the drapes are there.
*Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
*Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.
*When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on
a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
*Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
--Cats do what they want to.
--They rarely listen to you.
--They're totally unpredictable.
--They whine when they are not happy.
--When you want to play, they want to be alone.
--When you want to be alone, they want to play.
--They expect you to cater to their every whim.
--They're moody.
--They leave hair everywhere.
--They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
--They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
--They can look dumb and loveable at the same time.
--They growl when they aren't happy.
--When you want to play, they want to play.
--When you want to be alone, they want to play.
--They are great at begging.
--They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
--They leave their toys everywhere.
--They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.
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