Overall appearance: Deceptively sofisticated
with the heart and mind of a self educated proletariat.
Unusual
Markings:
A tatoo of a wolf howling at the moon, on eir left
upper arm.
A set of pitch black rabbit pawprints, on eir left upper
shoulder.
Languages:
Spanish
English.
Academese.
Languages and dialects e can
parrot
well , yet lacks total fluency, due to lack of
practice:
Languages:
French
Italian
Portuguese
Polish
Russian.
Dialects:
Hillbilly
lingo: Kentuckian, Alabaman and basic Southern accent.
General Mexican lingo.
Venezuelan lingo, from all regions, also
including Margarita Island dialect.
Basic Argentinian dialect.
Basic Chilean dialect.
Basic Nicaraguan dialect.
Basic Peruvian dialect.
Basic Ecuadorian dialect dialect.
Basic Colombian dialect.
Drunken British diplomat dialect.
Puerto-Rican also known as
Spanglish.
Spaniard basic dialect and the dialect of Galicia.
Typoese.
Currently working on
parroting, semi-successfully, a basic Australian accent.
Paris.
Geneva.
Caracas.
The East Coast of the US of A.
E also travelled extensively throughout South
America during eir adolescence. Oh! The things some puppies do during those
hormonal surges.
Gender
status: Spivak.
Sexual identity: Polyglot
Past sexual
identity affiliations: Dykehood and bisexual .
Marital status: Got my own pwivate
Idaho!
Education:
Secondary School graduate level only. The rest has been self-taught.
Culinary abilities:Extremely
diverse and multiculturally well versed.
As
stated earlier, testosterone has been very good to em and eir genitalia. You
figure it out.
Has an honorary
minor in animal husbandry after having owned pets through-out eir life, with
two not so recent feline
acquisitions:
Shoni: the cuddle
slut
Che: the affection monger
Samuel: The Resident Groomer
Maxwell : The Mewler
Knows how to play pool. E isn't good at it but used to be.
Has an honorary minor in contact
sports: rugby and softball.
Owns two leather jackets: One biker jacket and one bomber jacket. Plus a pair
of combat boots and a pair of byker boots. Sorry, no motorcycle yet.
Owns a black army jacket with rainbow
stripes on the left pocket and one rainbow patch , on the left
shoulder.
Owns more flannel
shirts than anyone e knows.
Cannot tolerate the following singers: Meg Christian, Holly Near and Chris
Williamson, etc, because they are the worst singers the dyke world has ever
produced. Caveat:
Listening to the artists mentioned above can be, as repulsive a thought
as, drinking an entire bottle of liquid mollases or code oil. Ack!
Everything e owns is practical and
efficient.
E was born with a
toolbox in one hand and an electronics chip inside eir brain.
E is totally daft on subjects such as:
Bra, dress sizes and make up tips. Has been known to shudder, at the mere
mention of the word: panties
E
still keeps up with Women's Tennis Tournaments every year since e was a puppy
and has been in love of Gabriella Sabatini for years. Yowsa!
E lost eir virginity to a female classmate
(Sometimes a kiss isn't just a kiss). Subsequently, all eir sexual knowledge
was learned from females.
Has a
minor in Lesbian Studies and an obscure major in Women's Studies. What in the
heck are those anyway?
Knows
all the terms used in the dyke dictionary and has made up terms of eir own to
annoy the most separatist of dykes.
Always maintains eir claws neatly trimmed.
Is very familiar with the term: Dyke drama and
has been known to be a crucial character, from time to time, to these often
useless and long plots.
Is also
familiar with the term: Lesbian Bed Death syndrome.
Upon eir birth, e remembers thinking, "Oh durn
it! I'll never put myself thru this in my lifetime."
E has been known to flirt with chycks more often
and more outrageously than a Latin male could possibly manage, in a druken
stupor.
E's famous for the
following hunting technique: Shake, rattle and
roll
E attended Catholic school where e learned that if you play your
cards right and have a knack for corruption, Catholic School can be a paradise
made in hell.
Has a genetical
defect that prevents em from bonding with idjits.
Last, but not least, at any get togethers in
mixed groups, you can always find em with a cluster of females. Tho, lately, e
has been caught red handed, much to the shock of female pals of em, bonding
with males, in a most obscene manner.
Fave hobby: Anything of the Geeky nature that is
technological related.
Literacy status: Bookworm to the core.
Favorite reading topics: Gender
construction and deconstruction, feminism, spy thrillers, suspense and the
occasional trashy title, just to relax by.
Most disliked books: Anything written by
the Danielle Steel genre. Better known as romance novels of any kind,
regardless of sexual orientation hallmarked, in said dubious works of
verbal
art.
Lesser known
yet extremely rewarding pastimes:
Destroying
gender myths either thru workshops or the occassional, one to one encounters,
asking that perpetual nagging question: "Can you feel the insedious noose of
gender chocking you so yet?"
Invading women only spaces and becoming, the
second place winner of the Drag King of Philadelphia 1996 Contest, for
example. Ack! 1 point away from dee crown, so close and yet so far... sigh and
grins.
Terrorizing cyber worlds, in often hilarious and not so hostile take
overs, leaving the hostages behind asking: "Who was that eloquently hilarious
Wolfie?"
Organizational affiliations
Treasurer of BiUnity of Philadelphia: The Philadelphia Bisexual
Organization.
GrassRoot Queers
of Philadelphia.
Former Editor
of BiFocus (no longer in print)
Proud member and
co-founder of the Malevolent Society of Lambda
Moo.
Former member and co-founder of Dissident
Queers.
Proud Member of the Gurst Posse at Lambda Moo.
Member and Secretary of Defense of
L.A.B.I.A (Lesbian and Bisexual
Individuals Association.
Magazines and Newsletters where e has
published articles:
Binet USA. Summer 1994: Gender Wars or being TG does not mean
having the best of both worlds.
Chrysalys: The Journal of Transgressive Gender Identities .Vol 2, No.
2.: Wish you could see my real body: Revelations of an F2M with
MPD.
BiFocus:The
Philadelphia Bisexual Newsletter. Fall 1993, Vol.2, No.4: Gender Wars or
being TG does not mean having the best of both worlds. Originally
published in this newsletter.
BiFocus: The Philadelphia Bisexual Newsletter. Winter 1993/1994.
Issue #9. An essay in realism.
TRANZINE Press: Issue 4 Summer 1996: Confessions of a gender
anarchist or why I exiled myself from the FTM brotherhood.
TRANZINE Press: Issue 6. Winter 1996:
Well, I don't think you exist either: The pitfalls of being a gender
anarchist
Not
tonight, dear... It's a felony.
If you are what you eat. Will I be you in the morning?
Why be normal?
I'm a shameless agitator.
So many books, so little time.
I might be transsexual.
I think therefore; I don't listen to Rush
Limbaugh.
Well, I don't think
you exist either.
I support
Transgender Rights.
Warm Fuzzy
Dyke.
I'm bisexual but I'm not
attracted to you.
And a gift
from a scruffy bunny: I use to run with wolves but now I sleep with
cats.
Copyright © 1998, Mikhail Pokrovscky. All rights
reserved
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