Oh, yes. I remember now, more or less. Oh, aye, in my library I selected an old thick dusty book. There was something odd about it, so I was taking a look. As I picked it up my head tingled where my hair used to be - it was weird - I felt a bit scary and rather feared. I cautiously opened it up and was amazed to see, the letters jumping off the pages in front of me!

They floated off the page and made straight for the keyboard where each took their place - you can just imagine the surprise that showed on my face! They are called the Inklings - they polish up the screen. They dust around terminals and keep them nice and clean. Although we can't see them, they're busy all the time with their hoovers and brushes they clean up virus and grime.

GHOSTLY GOINGS-ON continued.....

CRAZY CRICKET AT WETWANG!