World of Warcraft Jokes
They're good, bad, and some are just a little dirty...

What do you get when you put an Undead in a bath?
Soup

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar...
and that's just the first person!

Why didn't the undead cross the road with the chicken?
He didn't have the guts.

What do you call a Tauren with no legs?
Ground beef

Two Tauren are standing in a padaock. One Tauren says "moo." The other snaps, "Bastard! I was gonna say that!"

A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."
The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

(Ironforge, AP): The worst accident in Warcraft aviation history occurred early this morning when a Flying Machine, Piloted by an unidentified Gnomish Aviator, crashed into the graveyard near Thelsamar. As of reporting time, over 300 bodies have been recovered from the crash site and we're still digging.

Why do the undead took tailoring as their professional?
One word: Stitches... Especially when the Abomination Guards dance too much.

A tauren is standing in a river, surrounded by 20 Gnome Mages that specialize in Frost Magic. How will he get out?
Wet and cold.

Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff?
So they didn't have to build a sewage system.

So what do you get if you try to camp out next to Thunder Bluff?
A whole lot of bullcrap.

What if you camp out under the Tauren government center?
Bureaucratic Bullcrap.

Pranks of Warcraft:
Kodo Tipping
Water Elemental in the Out House
Senile Farmer, a few friends, and the polymorph spell
Tying a gnome to your Wolf's tail
Gnome Punting
Switiching The Wires in the Steam Tank around.
Laxitives in the Gryphon stables
Carving into the Treants of Darnassas
Serving "Ms. Taurens Chocolate Pie"

How many gnomes does it take to paint a house?
It depends how hard you throw em.

Why do orcs make the best gardeners?
Because they all have green thumbs!

A Defias ship loaded with yo-yo's sunk.....
453 times.

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Come on, they wouldn't fit, they're not THAT small. They'll screw just about anywhere else though.

Leveling a mage is like beeing irish.
Drink, fight, drink, fight, drink...

A tauren, a orc and a undead walk down the street...
Then the orc says : hey..something smells
The undead : its not me
The tauren: awww damned...I stepped on a gnome...

I'm a Paladin, small and stout,
here's my mace and here's my mount,
when I see trouble I scream and shout,
pop my bubble and hearthstone out..

Why do only high level warriors and paladins get invited to dinner parties?
No one else can use plate.

Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with plus to intellect?
Because they don't want their weapons being smarter than they are.

How many dps does it take to kill a resto druid.
Don't know but we'll get him one of these days.

Why don't you see more gnome players?
They're easily overlooked.

How many rogues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to actually screw in the lightbulb, and 999 on the forums claiming they could've done it better.

What do you call a gnome mage?
Minibar

What would you call a tauren Paladin?
HolyCow

A druid in bear form walks into a bar and asks for a gin.............and tonic.
The bartender asks"whats with the pause?"
The druid replies "Umm hello, I'm a bear."

How many Dwarves it take to screw a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to hold the lightbulb and ten to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
Too many. No one can Lightwell

How many holy priests does it take to change a light bulb?
Just two. One to change it and the other to uphold the light.

How many shadow priests does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They like the Blackout.

Why don’t priests get invited out to dinner like paladins do?
Priests can’t use plate.

What do you call a priest greeding an item?
A holy roller!

What do you get when you cast Prayer of Mending on a stone?
Pomegranate. (PoM-a-granite…)

Why did the shadow priest’s Warcraft account expire?
Too lazy to drop Shadowform to Renew.

What’s the difference between an Undead Male and 150 pounds of cow plop?
One’s a disgusting, malodorous pile of disease-ridden filth and the other’s just manure.

Why did the Gnome cross the road?
A mage polymorphed him into a chicken.

An orc, a naaru, and a murloc walk into a bar...
The bar says "ouch."

Whatever happened to that Make-A-Wish kid?
I think he died.
Oh. What was his class?
he was a hunter, I think.
Oh. I guess he should've specced survival.

'Then Jesus said, 'I can offer you eternal salvation.' And the disciples asked, 'Can we get kings or might instead?'" -Noob,