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CAMPUS ACTIVITIES
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Cultural Programmes @ WGSHA
OFFICIAL CLUBS: * Literary Club - They Publish "A La Carte" * Performing arts - Music and Dance - a pain to sit through at hostel functions * Gastronomy Club - Learn about different cuisines and their recipes + other Gastro stuff. * N.S.S. - I don't know what the hell this is. * Photography Club - Its the colleges solution to not having to hire a professional. But its fun. * Marketing Club - Run around town promoting your colleges food festivals. * Fine arts club - Appreciate art in all forms - yeah yeah finally someone to admire my pubic Mohawk! * Wine Club - I know what you are thinking - don't get hopeful :) * WANAS - Short form for WANNA-BEES.
UNOFFICIAL CLUBS: > These clubs are not listed in the prospectus but in many ways are more worthwhile. You will see for yourself as you join: * Sheela Meri Jaan - Named after a Hindi XXX this clubs activities include wasting away in front of Sheela at every possible chance one gets. This club is lot of fun as members get to play Max Payne and Counterstrike + check mail and surf Porn all at one place! Special features include attached Bar and A/C Restaurant. To apply for membership start smoking. * Adam & Eve Greens Society - This is an exclusive club to which there is only couple entry. The members of this club include naturists, nudists, exhibitionists or just Eco. friendly lovers. Activities include holding hands, hugging, kissing, french-kissing and face sucking. If you are interested in more then join this club and you will learn the ways............For membership: couple entry compulsory, to engage in club activities in groups of more than two contact me for place and free filming services. * Leaf Lovers - Another nature friendly club whose activities include all above and more............ Members vary in personality - many individuals sporting more than one of the same. Members include wastes in life to highly talented people who chose the club for spiritual reasons...................for membership roll eyes and walk as if blind. * R.C. - No one is sure what this stands for but the R over here is the R in Royal Lodge. This is another exclusive club which has now reduced its activities sadly because of the passing out of the 13th course - reports say that the 13th course R.C member were not sure wether they had passed out because in the last four years they had "passed out" so many times it was hard to tell........ for Membership contact Tharkan.
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