DARKWING'S DRUNK?

It's DW, not DWI

Daring Duck went to a New Years Party on one night.
Though he will deny it, will put up a fight.
He's the one who we trust, if he keeps away from the sauce
He boss
but

Darkwing's Drunk-Drunk
Wobbly, hobbly stinking
Slobbering Drunk
Let's get Dangerous

Sure that we can call him master of Suprise.
But when when he stepped in onion dip
we didn't need to breathalize.
He's walking back and forth
speaking like some kind of dork

Because
Darkwing's Drunk
He is great but he's inebriated
Darkwing Drunk?
Let's get...um Dangerous

Out of the cloakroom he appears
eyes as red as flame
Normally a glass of water don't do that
but I can't say the same
About me, I can chug
but I think he wants a hug.

Oh Man
Darkwing's Drunk!- Drunk?
Never would believed it if I didn't see it.
Darkwing's Drunk.
but You better stop hugging or your gonna get a beating
LESH GET...Danger... DANGEROUS

Better gangway to the toilet bowl Because...
Darkwing's Drunk.

(End of peppy upbeat them music)

(Begin transmission 1 January 1987, 0500 hours) AgentDouble L zero: Someone take his keys ratcatcher away. Darkwing, you got to have some control buddy.
Darkwing: Liz, HEY, LP, look (jabs finger in her eye) It's Liz. I love you Liz. Give me a hug.
Agent Double L zero: Nuh-uh.
Darkwing: Come on. You are...so uptight. Come on it's only 12, 1, 5 oclock. It still time to boogie down. (Shakes his aforementioned groove thang) (he steps in the) Hey look. I'm going to (he grabs the light shade) Happy New Year, Everybody! Woo Wooo.
Agent Double L zero: Does anyone have a camera? (End transmission)

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