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| - The Gay Gene - How to tell if you or someone you love is infected. a public service announcement by: Gia |
| if you exhibit any of the following symptoms along with doing things that pretain to the situations mentioned, are over the age of 2, have a history of siezure or of being bent in an annopunce type of way, please consult your doctor immediately. * if you have had sexual contact (i.e. snogging, love bites, ect) with anyone with the gay gene you may already have it * symptoms include (but are not limited to) 'gay speak', confusion about your true orientation, and random snogging. gay speak is classified as a sudden tendency towards abvriviation, such as 'u' , 'r', 'cuz', '2morro' and such things. at the time there is no cure for the gay gene, and even without treatment it may be possible to spread this gene to others, it is also possible to contract it even without being gay, the gay gene does not discriminate even though it was originated in a pib somewhere near Stockton, England. at least 5 cases of it have already been reported so be on the watch! Gay Speak - a symptom of the gay gene U = you r = are UR = your cuz = 'cause, because grrl, gurl, gyrl = girl peep, ppl = people peeps from the middies! = people from the middle ages 2 = to, too, two 2morro = tomorrow cum, cumin = come, coming, also 'cum' as in ejaculate |
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