| Well the Big Brother rush is over, so I am dedicating this one to another favourite TV Show, the Simpsons. I offered my great idea to Gia to add to her knickers, but then refused her the privilege as I remembered that the cervix hadn't had much attention recently. Umm,I just remembered that members of the public can read this and probably have no idea what I am going on about. All I can say is, go read the Dunny Lists. They will tell you all you need to know.. .:Notes & Quotes Homer: Snakes.. one of life's quitters. Marge: Good deeds.. here we go! Cleaning the garage, painting the house.. Homer: Marge, calm down! I'm just trying to get into heaven, I'm not running for Jesus! Homer: Hey..! I Thought you could see all from up here? St Peter: No, this is heaven.. you're thinking of Santa Claus. Homer: Well, I'll be damned. Satan: Yes, you will! *POOF* Lisa: Father, you came to rescue us! Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy.. its all good! Homer: Intelligent Italians? Somethings wrong... Homer: Ooh, sarcasm detector, thats a REAL useful invention.. *BOOM* Mayor: People please! We are all frightened and horny... but we cannot let these dolphins from stopping us living and scoring! Homer: Well, you gotta hand it to the dolphins.. they just wanted it more..! Mo: Phone call for Al.. Al Caholic? Mo: Do I have a Hugh Jass here guys? Mo and the lie detector.. Mo: Good, because I got a hot date tonight Lie Detector: *BUZZ* Mo: A date. LD: *BUZZ* Mo: Dinner with friends. LD: *BUZZ* Mo: Dinner alone. LD: *BUZZ* Mo: Alright, I am going home to oggle the girls in the Victoria Secret's catalog. LD: *BUZZ* Mo: The CS catalog.. LD: *CHING* Mo: Alright, now would you unhook this thing already? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! LD: *BUZZ* Scully: Now this is a simple lie detector test. I am going to ask you a series of yes or no questions, and I want you to respond truthfully. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. Lie Detector: *BOOM* Lisa: Dad, whats a muppet? Homer: Well, its not quite a mop.. and its not quite a puppet.. but man, hehehe.. So, to answer your question, I don't know. CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD: He knows what you did last summer. |
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| 5.8.01 (happy august!) |
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| the gay gene - 2.25.01 sunna suggestions - 3.04.01 trouser snakes - 3.12.01 our porno radio - 3.20.01 wheres the lips (from) - 4.03.01 never mind the vraun - 4.22.01 |
| Orgasm Town - 5.01.01 Fetishists - 5.09.01 Monkey Business - 5.16.01 tom cult - 5.24.01 MC Clit - 5.27.01 The Rockshow - 6.1.01 Feminism & Angst - 7.11.01 Big Brother - 7.26.01 |
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