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| Boy Bands they aint got our liquid dreams |
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| With our own manufactured band 'THE Reject Band' soaring (well..moving upwards) on the charts, it seemed a good idea to give a nod to the guys of Orgasm Town and their wet dreams...sorry sorry...O-Town and their Liquid Dreams. |
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| Learn more about the members of O-Town. ~*~Ashley Angel~*~ Ashley thinks that he was born in Redding, CA Ashley composes his own music and plays his own songs, on a Casio keyboard that he got when he was five. "They have black keys and white ones!" he says. A California radio station expressed interest in one that he recorded on CD, but a copyright was found on the song, entitled "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" ~*~Erik-Michael Estrada~*~ Erik was found in New York City, NY Born and raised in the local dog pound, Erik studied voice for four years and loves to write songs about his "interesting" childhood. "I have two names, in case I forget one" he claims. ~*~Trevor Penick~*~ Trevor's test tube was cultured at a lab in Rancho Cucamonga, CA As a theater major at California State Fullerton, Trevor's fraternity brothers often teased him about his devotion to pop music: "They said I was gay!" he whines ~*~Jacob Underwood~*~ JAcob was raised by evangelist crack dealing drag queens in San Diego, CA Instead of attending college, Jacob has convinced his "family" to allow him to pursue a musical career: "It will save them money, and I don't need any academic skills!" he exclaims with relief ~*~Dan Miller~*~ Dan was found wandering the streets of Cleveland, OH Dan stepped in as a replacement for Ikaika, who unfortunately lost his way to the recording studios within an hour of his being selected as a band member. "Luckily they gave me a map" he says, gratefully |
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| Despite a platinum album and thousands of fans, Ashley knows that O-Town isn't all fun and games. That's what his vibrator is for! |
| "Erik reflects on the bands future, and other important issues.. such as: what shoes go with his brown pants? |
| Trevor know's it's all in the details\cuz he has the song words printed on the inside |
| Jacob scours the racks in search of the perfect outfit for O-Town's next gig. "Something light and airy, but sensuous and romantic, in the PVC variety" he ponders |
| Knowing that the whole world is watching, Dan can't afford to have a bad hair day. Especially as the bread roll and water he gets as a reward at the end of the day, is provided by Organics Hair Shampoo |
| Lina: why is there only one nice looking member of O town? Gia: i dunno lmao Lina: the one with the dreadlocks COULD be nice, but he moves his head around a lot... Gia: i know rofl Gia: /me is like please keep your neck stable Lina: it scares me.. Lina: rofdol exactly!! Gia: he is scary on the show Gia: i think he has a palsy from being in a pop band ----- my hunch indeed was correct...sadly too... |
| this picture shows O-town in their safety pose.. the chap with the palsy has been placed centrally to the group, so any excessive head movement is minimised by the other bands forming "cushions". This stabilising action has proved necessary on stage during dance sequences, when the band are often required to prop up the head of this member whilst he sings. you may wonder, how do o-town manage to acheive this complex and complicated task? weeks of rigourous training taught them, along with other skills that the young singer/actor can only dream of.. reading, writing, and some basic arithmatic. |
| Jacob's palsy also seems to have spread to the other members arms. |
| heads up for a photo shoot - you can see Jacobs's clever disguisal of his neck brace with this beautiful hat crocheted by the eldest drag queen |
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| ^Jacobs neck |