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| This is making THE Band (disclaimer) what you're about to see is real. we swear. we're not making this up! this is totally legit. LIVES hang in the balance... alright we're full of shit. but you knew that didn't you? |
| The Story 6 people.... maybe more... some might leave... we might kick others out... on their way to super stardom. alright, they're already sorta famous... but they're still bagoshite... they're here to make THE band in the end, they'll still be morons but hey, we had fun. The Rejects...erm...Stars Kerry Katona... Geri Halliwell... The two girls from Destiny's Child (does anyone know their names??) Ronan Keating... Robbie Willaims *new members to be added soon* The Point of This There is none. Happy now? |
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| THE Band Formerly Known As THE Band |
| Reject Profiles |
| Geri Halliwell ---- Rejected From: Spice Girls. y'know..Ginger Spice? now she's 'Scizophrenic'? Why: Actually she left... Part in THE Band: Token Whore..also known as Schizo Spice |
| Kerry Katona ---- Rejected From: Atomic Kitty Why: She got preggy, it's called a *random random* condom, love. Part in THE Band: Vocals? We dunno..she'll do something |
| Destiny's Child Girls 1 & 2 ---- Rejected From: Destiny's Child Why: It was legal something or anothers wasn't it? Part in THE Band: um...Vocals? Dancing! They'll be the strippers, thats it. |
| Ronan Keating ---- Rejected From: Boyzone Why: He said 'Hey, sugar sugar!' Part in THE Band: eeerr..... erm...HEY SUGAR SUGAR! He's Ronan Gonad thats enough for us. |
| Robbie Williams ---- Rejected From: Take That Why:I dunno, what is this 20 Questions? Part in THE Band: he has scabby nipples eeww, so he'll be the one to throw antiseptic at |