They call this'un ENDGAME, but if I wuz runnin' thangs on the XENER show, I'd a named it "POMPEY GITS HIS FAT FARKIN' HEAD CUT OFF."

Butt I digress. (Y'all didn't know I knowed big wurds that that 'un, did y'all?) *TG*

ANYWAYZ....

This 'un starts with Ef-fanny a' fightin' as the Amerzon Queen. (Y'all remember Ef-fanny, don't ya'll? She's the one that likes to horse around with horses.) UGH! Poor ol' Ef-fanny gets kilt off by some mean ol' Rowman soldyer.
*sniff* It wuz sad to see her bite the dust. Butt even sadder izza fact that she won't never git to kick Xener's butt fer breakin' her farkin' arm inna BITTER SUITE!

Then we see Xener and Lil' Gab a fishin'. An' Xener's a' threatenin' to throw Lil' Gab inna water cuz she sez Gab's new mustard-colored outfit stanks worse than the BGSB she wore before that. (I DON'T NEVER SEE HER WASH HER CLOTHES, DO Y'ALL?)
Butt this time they don't get buck-nekked to fish. (Ol' Rob Tappurt musta been home sick that day.)
Alla sudden a snooty Barbie-doll lookin' gal named Amar@$$ pops up and breaks up the fishin' party an' tells Lil' Gab that Ef-fanny has bought the farm, and now Lil' Gab has got to be the Queen. Gab asks her "whut about all my tatoos?" and Amar@$$ sez there's some good doktors nowadays that can remove them embar@$$in' thangs.

So they go back to the Amerzon village an' all the poor lil' Amerzon gals is limpin' around an' lookin plum pitiful. Lil' Gab meets up with Shalabalaba and some other bosomy half-nekked gals, and Xener decides they're all jest a bunch o' bimbos, and she puts her big boot down and takes charge.

Xener and the gals go out and catch ol' Brootus, cuz he wuz the feller that kilt Ef-fanny. (Even tho' he's a lil' bitty feller... he don't look like he could hardly kill a skeeter.) They brang him back to the village and Amar@$$ tries to kill him. This ticks Lil' peace-luvin' Gab off bad, so she sez to throw Amar@$$'s sorry hide in prizon.

Inna meantime, Ol' Xener's puttin' the pinch on Brootus, lookin' fer infermation. She's luvin' ever minute of it while he gapsps fer breath, butt Gab makes her stop it cuz she sez, "JEST CUZ HE KILT ONNA MY BEST FRINEDS DON'T GIVE YOU THE RITE TO MAKE HIM SUFFER, XENER!"
So Xener lets him loose, and Lil' Gab wins again.
Next thang ya know, Xener's lettin' Amar@$$ outta jail cuz Lil' Gab SEZ SO. (Did I ever mention to y'all that I think Xener is HEN-Pecked?)

Next we see ol' Plumpy Pompy enter the pikture. Plumpy Pompy has done captured him some Amerzons an' he's gonna sell 'em fer slaves. He sez he needs dinnars... LOTS o' dinnars.... chicken dinnars, pork chop dinnars, anything greasy 'll do... he's powerful HUNGRY!

Xener an' her gals tries to amboosh Plumpy Pompy an' his fellers, butt ol' Amar@$$ gets her silly butt captured by them. One of 'em threatens to wipe all o' Amar@$$'s lipstick off, and Xener hollers, "NO! WE SURRENDER!"
Then Xener changes her mind (it's a womwan's purrogative) ... an' she an' the gals proceed to kick butt.

They take them ol' Rowmans back to the village an' put 'em on crosses, and Lil' Gab gives Xener dirty looks fer bein' mean to feller human bein's. (Did I mention that Lil' Gab has turned into a WUSS?)

Then all hay-ell breaks a' loose. Here comes Plumpy Pompey's army from one side an' here comes Ceesar's from the other. Amidst alla this fightin' and bleedin' and dyin', Xener tells Amar@$$, "PROTECT MY DARLIN' GABRIELLE !!!" Amar@$$ jest rolls her eyes, and says "whatever..."

Xener kicks butt BIG-time, then she comes to Plumpy Pompy, an' she gits her chance to gut him like a hawg. Butt he begs her not to, so she goes to walk away. Then the yeller-bellied sapsucker tries to stab her in the back, and she turns around and slices his farkin' fatt head off. (An' it musta been a mitey fatt head, cuz that "THUD" when it hit the ground sounded like thunder!)

Xener delivers the fat head to Brootus, who thanks it's a 12 pound bowlin' ball until he looks inna bag. Then he takes it to Ceeser, along with a sweet lil' treaty o' peace from Lil' Gab and the Amerzon gals. Cessar jest turns around an' burns the treaty, and Brutus is plum heart-broken.

Back at the Amerzon village, the gals is all wearin' bikini's laced with chicken feathers, and doin' some funky dancin' and wallerin' around while they burn up Ephiny an' roast marshmellers at the same time. Shalabablaba is named the new queen cuz she's got the longest dern name.

At the end, Xener an' Gab are all hugged up, an' Gab's a cryin' and thankin', "why the fark did I EVER get my hair cut this short?"

The End