THE WAY(A POME) 

It's the third dadgum show of our trip thru Indianer- 
With Lil' Gab and her hen-pecked sidekick, XENER. 
There's lots o' slicin' and dicin' and screamin' and fightin' 
And them ol' demons are gettin' uglier and MEANER! 

Lil' Gab's hair's gone, she's covered with fancy tattoos 
And she's alll dressed in mustard-colored YELLER. 
She's a peace-luuuvin' groovy psycherdellic kinda gal, 
And she's a follerin' that Eli hippie FELLER. 

Ol' Xener's squashin' bugs, prayin' to blue gods 
And consortin' with a big white MONKEY MAN. 
She's piercin' her noze, growin' arms like a spider 
And climbin' trees like a krazy ORANG-UTAN! 

Xener gets into a brawl with a mad feller named "An-Idjut" 
And she cuts off his farkin' right HAND! 
But he grows a hunderd more, and he slices off her arms 
While peace-luvin' Gabby jest gawks and STANDS! 

With Gab's fancy style and Xener's new handy-kap 
I got a new name fer the show y'all will like, I KNOW. 
Instead o' bein' called "Xener: Warrier Prinsiss" 
It oughta be called "The Sassy and Stumpy Show." 

The gals are searchin' fer a path that'll bring 'em peace 
And happiness thru-out the rest o' their many LIVES. 
I shore hope they find it soon, cuz franklee it's my O-pinyun 
That this here show has tooken a big ol' NOSEDIVE!