Tortallan_Humour_NSN

TORTALL

Alanna:

1.     I wish I had become a lady.
2.     Being a lady knight is soooo uncool!!!!!!
3.     You expect ME to fight? What if I break a nail?
4.     Now that I think about it, Duke Roger was hot.
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

1. (to George) You thief! You deserve to die for your crimes!
2. Faithful, get away! Stinking cat and his fleas!
3. Jon, do you think you are gay?
4. *before Gary knows alanna is a girl* Gary, I am worried about Jon, he has been, well, trying to hit on me!
5. FAITHFUL! COME BACK! I just want a bit of your fur to make gloves!
~ Wildofre ~

Daine:

1.     Why do all these stupid animals keep following me!!!!!!!
2.     EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!! Numair is hitting on me!!!! I don’t even like him!!!!!
3.     I love cages. I think all animals should be caged.
4.     But what if the wolves eat me!!!!!!!!!
5.     I want to go back to Snowsdale.
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

1. (to Numair) Don't you think you are being promiscuous by sleeping around?
2. (to Cloud) My... *strokes Cloud's back* This would make a nice coat!
3. *to a waitress bringing platters of antelope meat* I say! Bring it on!
4. Chickens are the most intelligent creatures known to mankind.
5. Eats wild life. Hey! It's part of the food chain and I am on the top!
~ Wildofre ~

1. Out of all things the Gods could have given me... why mild magic?
2. Numair, you're too old for me!
3. Cloud, I'm selling you to the dumpling man!
4. Kitten, go away, far away!
5. Zek? Take a bath... You got fleas!
6. I miss my momma! *cries*
7. I wanna go back to Snowsdale!
8. My dad is horny!
9. Destroy the whales! *munches on a can of sardines*
10. Badger? Shut up! Get some other girl to do you dirty work!
11. Badger? Go home to your kits. At least they need you! *makes shooing motion with her hand*
12. Numair? Can you take your lips of my neck?
13. Kaddar? I'm marrying your father!
14. Am I having Numair's baby or Orzone's?
15. Kill the wolves!
~ Waddles ~

Kel:

1.     Lord Wyldon is an awesome teacher!!!
2.     Who cares if people get picked on?
3.     Those Yamanis are so stupid!!!! I think they’re dense or something. They never show emotion!!!!!!
4.     When I grow up, I want to get married!!!!!!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

1. I am SO bad at the staff that I should plant my staff and hope that it grows into a tree.
2. Neal, I have a crush on you, let's smooch!
3. (walks up to the guild representatives that scolded her at the feast) You SEXIST PIGS! *dumps wine on them and walks triumphantly away*
~ Wildofre ~

Numair:

1.     I miss Carthak and Ozorne.
2.     I love being a black robe!!!!!!!!!!
3.     Horseback riding is fun!!!!!!!!!!
4.     Um…….Daine is waaayyyy too young for me.
5.     I’m a virgin!!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

1. I am going to become a monk!
2. Books? Burn them! Let's party!
3. Ozorne... will you marry me?
4. (after a long sea journey) Eat-all-you-can buffet, here I come!
5. Look at me! I am a pretty princess! *prances around in a pink tutu*
~ Wildofre ~

Ozorne:

1.     Numair and I are best buddies!!!
2.     I hate slaves.
3.     This humidity is making my mascara drip!!!!!
4.     I’m secretly a drag queen named Oza. That’s my night job.
5.     I believe in democracy.
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Jonathon :

1. Say! I think we are being a tad too tough on Keladry, let's forget this probitionary year thing!
2. I love my children more than the kingdom, I shall follow my parents' example and let my children have freedom of choice!
3. (To Thayet) I can't marry you! You are an illegal immigrant!
4. (to Alanna) Let's duel!
5. (On shopping expedition with Roald to outfit the latter) Let's see, does the pink dress look better or the green one?
6. (Fighting with Gary) I say! I saw the pink frilly dress first! It's mine and it is SO perfect for the ball tonight!
~ Wildofre ~

Thayet:

1.     Take me back to Saraine!!!!!!
2.     Women should not become knights and learn how to use weapons. I’m disbanding the Queen’s Riders right away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.     Everyone was right. I should’ve been a boy.
4.     My father loved me! Really!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Roger:

1.     They say I tried to kill Squire Alan, but I was really flirting w/ him. I’m a bi!
2.     I’M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.     Jon, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4.     I hate magic.
5.     Maybe I should’ve killed the King & Queen. I miss them!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Lord Wyldon:

1.     I’m a feminist.
2.     Kel, you’re way better at combat than the guy pages!!!!
3.     Ok everyone gets the week off for no apparent reason!!!
4.     I think women should become knights.
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

EMELAN

Tris:

1.     But what if I get electrocuted by the lightning?
2.     I miss my family.
3.     I’m going on the Slim Fast plan tomorrow.
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Briar:

1.     How dare you call me a thief!!!!
2.     I would never steal anything.
3.     This shakkan’s a waste of space. Let’s just torch the thing.
4.     I love to take baths!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Sandry:

1.     Spinning is boring.
2.     What was I thinking when I brought that stupid dog home?
3.     I love the dark!!! Night lights are for babies!!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Rosethorn:

1.     Crane & are best friends.
2.     Briar, you did a wonderful job on that. You are such a joy to be around!!!
3.     I’m allergic to pollen. All these plants make me SICK!!!!!!!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~

Daja:

1.     Ow!!! That metal burned my hand!!!!!
2.     Being a trangshi is great!!!!!!!
~ Zais Fire Mage ~