Chapter 10

The Story of Billy, the Retarded Goat

In Scottland, about 20 years ago, a little goat was born in the beautiful green meadows of the coutryside. The goats owner named him Billy, Becuase he thought it would be cute to name a goat Billy...Billy goat...get it? i know...i know.

Anyway, Billy the goat was a retard. He would always flop around saying things like "EEK-EEK-EEP!" or "ar ar ar! dii dayyyi!" and "what?". Billys owner decided to shoot Billy in the Ass for being such a faggot.

The End.

Chapter 11