Chapter 11

The story of Aunt Jemima.

A while back, while there were still slaves in the south, there was a slave lady named Kinswasha. Kinswasha was a crazy bitch. Sometimes little kids would run through the fields playing exciting games of hide and seek and tag and other games of the sort. Usually, as the kids ran by, Kinswasha would scream obsenities at the kids and peg them in the face with ears of corn and handfuls of grain. While they were being attacked you could see the kids dissapear in the fields as they were bombarded with corn and nuts and peaches. The children would come home with bloody faces and broken limbs, only to cross Kinswasha again the next day, and be annihilated. This has nothing to do with Aunt Jemima, I just wanted to show everybody what a crazy bitch that Kinswasha was.

Aunt jemima was a peaceful old slave lady. Her real name was...Janet. Janet wanted nothing more than to see all the little children having a great time and living in happiness. One day the children of the family who owned Janet coming running towards Janet screaming "mama mama!!". Janet looked at the kids in a puzzled mannar and said "...kids, i aint jamama." The kids thought she meant her name was Aunt Jemima. Janet made really good waffle syrup too, which is why shes on a Syrup bottle. And THAT is the story of Aunt Jemima.

Chapter 12