Chapter 12
FACENECK BOY!!
Ever since i was a little kid i've been entranced by tales of messed up people that nobody likes because they are so messed up looking. However, by the age of 16, I myself have personally met and learned the tale of one of these suck people. oh did i say say suck? i meant SUCH* people. Because these messed up lookin people dont suck....haha yea they do.
This one particular person had a disabilitating disorder known as Nochinitis, or FaceNeck. This is when a person has no chin, it just goes straight from their face to their neck. Symptoms of this disease include being extremely fat, retarded, and/or really ugly, which usually comes along with the first 2 sympotoms. However, FaceNeck boy had none of these symptoms. He was a skinny little queer that....well wait. He is terribly retarded and really ugly, so i guess he does have some of the symptoms. What a loser.
FaceNeck boy was plagued throughout life by his Nochinitis. He could never do chin-ups because: A. he was too much of a pussy, and obviously B. The guy had no chin, and therefore had no particular point which to raise over the bar. So the PE coaches always made fun of him. Actually, everybody always made fun of him. This caused him to go home and write homo-erotic poems about someday people loving him (mostly guys), and him having a really loving relationship with his brother and dad at the same time..i mean really loving...like in the bed loving. What a homo.
One day FaceNeck boy told his friend that he saw this guy making out with another guy in a movie theatre. This really pissed of the guy he said it about. But this is what really happened...
FaceNeck boy was in a movie theatre all alone making out with a blow up doll which depicted his dad, naked. What a fag. A guy (the guy he told his friend was making out with another guy) walked in the theatre and saw FaceNeck boy going down in the blow up doll of FaceNeck boy's dad. The guy started laughing so hard he almost pissed himself. And he sweared to go back to school the next day and tell everybody he knew about what he saw. So, FaceNeck boy had no choice but to get his faggot ass back to school and try to spread rumors about the other guy first. Of course everybody already knew that FaceNeck boy was a fruit, So everbody kicked his ass.
The End
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