chapter 15
Your Opinions Make You an Idiot
Let me be fairly straight forward to begin with. Stupid people piss me off. If you are stupid, shut up. If you arent sure whether you are stupid or not, ask somebody, and then shut up when they reaffirm the fact that you are probably stupid. Now, for clarification, ill explain why stupid people should shut up. I'll try to do this in as clear, ordered, and simple fashion that i can, since the people that really need to understand this are too stupid to comprehend it if its written in any other way.
Have you ever heard the phrase 'Attitudes are contagious, would you want to catch yours?' (it goes something like that). Its in a lot of elementary school classrooms and etc... Well, replace the word 'Attitudes' with 'Stupidity', and we are getting somewhere. Stupidity is contagious, and i dont want to catch yours. And, the best way to stop something from spreading, is to get rid of it completely. So, im going to let you all know what kinds of things are stupid, so that you can stop doing them.
Talking about things like you know what you are talking about, when its obvious that you are a complete moron, is STUPID. The one that pisses me off the most is people talking about God or religion in general like they are offering some unseen, dramatic revelation to the world. You havn't found out anything that somebody else doesnt already know, so shut up. When people say things like "Well if God really exists, why doesnt he make the world perfect and peaceful? booooo-fucking-hooo :'( " i want to set their faces on fire and hope they dont die, but are just disgustingly maimed for the rest of their lives. You idiots, if the world was perfect and peaceful what would be the point of heaven? why would we even care if there was a god? you dumbasses. Nobody would believe in god because thered be no reason to want to go to be with him, you douchebags. Things like this piss me off. This concept is the same with anything: people talking about music like they know what they are talking about, cars, politics, the economy, ANYTHING. Stupid people talk about everything, be aware when they are around.
If you dont like something, nobody cares. If they care, they will ask. But since you're probably an idiot, even if you have no idea what you are talking about, you will probably start making up crap, acting like you are solving the worlds problems with the movement of your mouth, only to have it later pointed out to you that you are in fact a moron. Dont share your opinions, period. This follows the same principal as the 'if you dont like something, nobody cares' for obvious reasons, they are both about opinions. But since you may be an idiot, i am hitting this point twice to make sure it at least partially sinks in. You see, stupid people have some sort of strange condition that causes them to involuntarily have opinions about things they know nothing about. For example: Most every idiot in America says they hate George Bush, but id say 98% of them have no good reason to hate him, or even any knowledge of what has happened in politics in the last 4 years. Another example(one of my favorites):
An idiot will lie about knowing everything about things you like (like computers). They will try to talk about things you are into like they know more than you do about them, only to inevitably stumble up and expose the fact they are a retarded ass lying moron.
we could go with things morons do for hours...but lets get to the science of it. Why are some people so stupid? I think i figured it out.
See, most people absorb all sorts of things about life in their brain. How to act, be polite, how to be respectful, general knowledge like math and english and all of that. The above-idiotic population's brain's are like sponges, absorbing knowledge of all things. On the other hand, the idiots brain is like a muddy rock. All sorts of great things go by, hit it, move it even, but only the dirtiest, most worthless crap seems to get stuck near it.
im not sure this chapter was relative or coherent to anything. o well.
if you're an itiot, you suck.
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