ch. 16
Circles Don't Exist
The other day i was i was sitting here on my ass, when i had a startling revelation. Circles dont exist. No seriously, they dont. 'Circles', as we call them, are actually nothing but extremely small, normally even microscopic, line segments. 'What are you talking about?' you may be asking. Its really quite simple and obvious once you grasp the concepts and laws that make up our world. The world is constructed entirely of lines. Not only is there no circles; there are no 'squares', no 'octagons', no 'ovals', nothing. There is no such thing as a shape. Shapes are only figures formed by the junction of countless lines. Some shapes, such as squares and rectangles, are formed by a small number of lines, while others, like circles, are formed by countless thousands, even millions or more lines. However in society today most physical objects involve rounded corners, curves, and sleek shapeless designs. Shapeless because shapes dont exist, only lines, in case you didnt grasp that yet.
A circle is actually just a countless number of extremely short lines joined at obtuse angles, so obtuse and so small that you can see nothing but the figure they form, in this case, our beloved 'circle', which really doesnt exist, but is an illusion formed by the lines that make it, like i've been saying. You may say, 'AHA! But will, i can DRAW circle without drawing any lines! so there! hahaha!'. Well, once again, you are stupid. In case you somehow forgot to read the rest of this chapter, ill explain it again. You did not draw a circle, you drew an enormous, maybe even countless number of minuscule lines, which in in turn created a circle. You just didnt realize it because the lines are so small...or because you are stupid.
Since nothing but lines exist, our entire planet, our entire galaxy even, is made of nothing but lines. Think about that the next time you...see something you dont think is a line...but it is. i rule.
No seriously i rule.
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