chapter 8

Publication

Im not sure...think i think publication is short for public education. So im really not sure why books and music and food gets published...because they dont go to public schools. Im glad i went to public school though...it has teached me a lot. i cant really remember anything i've learned right now...but who cares you dont go to schol to learn. school is about being popular and having a lot of fun. If it was about learning, then nobody would go because learning SUCKS! if i wanted to learn id be all gay and go read a book or something. Im gonna get this book publicated so that lots of other kids can get learned from my book. Wait...reading books isnt gay cuz if it was i guys id be gay for writing this and youd be gay for reading it. actually i never said writing was gay so i guess im not gay and you are because your reading it and im WRITING it and writing isnt gay just READING is gay. This is basically the extent of what ive learned in school...stuff thats gay and stuff that sucks and why things suck and are gay. listen heres what this chapter is really about...WHY MY BOOK SHOULD BE PUBLISHED

Heres why my book should get published and sold world wide and translated into a different language. because my book KICKS ASS!!!! plain and symple. Lets be honest here, have you ever read a book this good? no. yes? yea shut up...retard. i said shut up, this is BY FAR the best book you've ever read no matter who you are. And if you're a writer, you're probably wishing you wrote this book because all of your books probably SUCK compared to this...this masterpiece. Listen to me, are you listening? good, now SHUT UP AND ADMIT HOW GOOD THIS BOOK IS. You may ask how you can shut up and admit anything at the same time, well as far as i know you cant. But you better figure out how because if you dont shut up and admit it theres gonna be a few cans of whoop ass opened on your head. I guess you could write it down...i learned that in school. Anyway my point is that my book is really really really really good..i mean really...actually i only wrote all this because i couldnt think of anything else and i was sick of my book sucking. well it still sucks...but hey i dont feel bad if you read chapter #2 you understand.