Chapter 9

Metal rules, whatever you like sucks.

Yea if you read the title of this chapter i need not explain. I was provoked and inspired to write this chapter by somebody who will get no credit just because you want it, but you know who you are.

Metal has more talented musicians, More energy, better live shows, and better everything (ecxept maybe rhymes) than any other type of music. Here's what metal is not...
metal is NOT slipknot. metal is NOT disturbed. metal is NOT anything that gets played on the radio or MTV unless its off of And Justice For All... and if you dont know what and justice for all is then YOU are not metal. now instead of writing a short boring chapter on why metal is so bad ass, im going to write why everything else sucks. Lets start from the beginning...

RAP sucks. Not only do none of the people know how to plan instruments, but theres no need because rap 'music' doesnt even USE real instruments. I dont care who you are, a turntable is not an instrument. I dont know what it is, but its not an intrument. I'll tell you what does take a lot of talent though, rhyming 'fuck' with any word you can think of by pronouncing it differently as many times as you can in 3 minutes...wow.

POP SUCKS!!! - i need not explain, but i will do so in short for those of you who care. Its boring, Its lame, Its all the same, It sucks, The only reason they are famous is becase A. The singer has a 'sexy' voice B. They got the hook up from another band. I dont want to talk about this anymore.

EMO SUUUCCKKKS!!!!! - i hate emo more than anything. Id rather have my face set on fire and stomped out with steel cleets than sit and listen to this sh....

INDIE SUCKS! - jesus...well i admit that SOME indie is better than what i have already mentioned. Notice i didn't say good, but better. i think there is one indie song i like called Teenage Riot. But jeez. i have an idea, lets play music that died off 10 years ago because nobody liked it, and even though nobody with half a brain still likes it, were gonna play it. And we will put 2 or 3 extremely similar guitar riffs in each song but different enough so that its not just one riff the whole time. oh yea! lets also try as hard as possible to sound like we are stoned when we sing, so that people will think we smoke pot! yea! Man this is GENIUS! Where is my tightly fitting shirt and pre painted jeans!?!?

i cant take this anymore ill write more about crappy music at a later date. metal rules.

Chapter 10