The Boring News
June, 2004 Edition
Important
Dates:
June 4: Ruth's **th birthday June 20: Father's Day June 21: First Day of Summer |
Quote of the
Month: "Where's the remote?"
--Anyone trying to relieve boredom |
Fish Surprise! By Ruth I'm a gramma! yep! that's right! I GOT BABIES!!! my fish mated and ate all but two, which, when I discovered them and recovered myself from the shock of becoming a gramma, promptly removed them to a fishbowl in the kitchen. I got BABIES!!!!!I got BABIES!!!! I named them (much to the dismay of my children) drum roll here......Jared, and the brother of Jared. so therefore, we have realized that gillgalad is a female, and la Jolla and sally-mae are males! at least they weren't trying to kill gillgalad--as we had supposed before vacation. |
The Sunburned Kids By Roxi |
"Travel like a billionaire" By Reid like they do, and then how you can travel like them. First of all both of them are a Celebrity in a way. Second they have a team of assistants making sure that there flight or cruise goes smoothly. Third, they are rich enough to be the first two things I mentioned. Then again, who can afford that? not many but if your one of the few people that can then you should probably use Quintessentially, a London based business to help schedule tee times, getting tickets and even sending your clothes from one state to another so that you don't have to worry about forgetting anything at the hotel.
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Summertime By Rebecca When one usually thinks of summer they picture a pool filled with friends, a barbeque producing amazing smells, pitchers of ice cold lemonade, and a hammock swinging in the summer breeze. This would be the ideal summer environment, but it is no more than a mirage if you live in the middle of a barren wasteland. Summer in the desert is not as pleasant. The plastic wal-mart pool will only last until the blazing sun rots it out. The barbeque is usually left unattended because it's too hot to be outside, resulting in charred food, and even then the bugs usually get to it before you have the chance. Any lemonade made is usually poorly concocted from country time mix, and since the ice maker's broken, it's usually warm as well as weak. Going outside is dangerous as well. Not only is there a high risk of rattle snakes, but our freakishly white flesh takes only moments to fry in the blistering sun. And so we desert dwellers usually stay indoors during the summer months. This proves to be a boring activity. TV provides reruns for the adults, and mind-sucking programs for the kids. Computer games can only entertain for so long, and the only thing to do is nothing at all. When we get really adventurous and go out into the world of summer tans, our blinding white skin makes us stand out like a sore thumb (whatever that means). Oh we just love summertime here in the desert. |
Personal Achievements of the Month |
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Rodney hurt his foot this month at work and even had the guts to go to the doctor! | Ruth is enjoying her new found fishy friends. |
Rebecca has taken on the adventure of tutoring Reid and Rachel through the summer. In her free time she sits around being bored and making this website. |
Ryan started working at Point X Camp this month. We haven't seen him much. |
Rachel said that nothing really happened this month. However, she did listen to a book on tape in all of that free time that's been floating around. | Reid is becoming a man this month while working with his dad. When asked if he's a man yet, he says, "no." |
Roxanna lived through her sunburn experience. Poor Roxi was burned so badly that she turned yellow. She is now a believer in maximum sunscreen protection. |
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Rosilynn is looking forward to the library reading program, and lots of time with the remote control. | Reanna is excited to be entering the library's summer reading program. |
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