- you start WH cliques or fansites
- you stay up past 3AM doing something online WH oriented
- you've skipped school to see them play
- you've met at least every third person on The Word
- the band makes references to people and you know who they're talking about
- your friends think you stalk them
- you have nothing left to win from Frontline
- you own every cd they've ever been on
- people start calling you a groupie or band-aid
- you listened to every song fifty times so you could put lyrics on your webpage
- the radio station asks the band about you because you call/email them too much
- you drive more than three hours to see them
- you rent a car because your's won't make it
- you get to the venue four hours early because you are not old enough to get in
- if you think you could look in their closet and tell them the one piece that is missing (since you've seen all of it...)
- if you are still finding download cards in your pockets from promoting shows months before
- more people on your IM buddy list are Will Hoge related than friends from school, etc
- you know the words to all the new songs
- you comment on a new guitar
- you notice when band member bought new shoes or a watch
- you no longer have to tell the band how to spell difficult names, because they already know
- you loose your voice during shows-- but still go talk to the band afterwards
- you bring presents for the band before every show
- "you have honestly admitted that you would allow any member of the band to pee on you, and you admit you would even like it." -Lizzie Mills
- you spend over half your income on shows, transportation or board for shows, or merch of theirs
- you recieve messages on your cell phone if Will emails you
- you have or are planning on a tattoo with "Will Hoge" or "WH" in it
- your walls are covered in nothing but Will Hoge memorabilia
- you own four copies of "Carousel"
- you are always one of the last people to leave the venue after a show
- you have been to multiple shows that consist of you listening from the backdoor with the security
- you declare any day you go to a show a "Will Hoge Day"
- you arrive to shows at least an hour before doors
- the headlights to your car are out and you seriously consider tying flashlights to it, lots of glow in the dark tape, or simply glow in the dark paint, so you can make the trip
- you drive a totalled car out of state and back in one night for a show
- everytime you see a green van, you think "Will?"
- you can't get through a day without hearing at least one song by Will Hoge