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You know you're addicted to Will Hoge when..
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• you've emptied your bank account and used vacation time to follow them on tour.
  
• you've significantly enhanced parts of your anatomy while smuggling a camera into larger shows, even though to date you've taken 11,982 photos of the band.
  
• you've worn hand-designed t-shirts to concerts because the commercial ones aren't unique enough.
  
• you notice immediately when Will changes the lyrics to one line of a song during a live performance.
  
• when one of their songs plays on the radio or in public, you have to surpress the impulse to yell, "Hey! Pay attention!"
  
• you've set your alarm for 6:00AM to record some obscure radio or television appearance.
  
• you own every recording they ever made or played on, even the one in which Kirk or Tres only provided a five second roll or riff for someone else.
  
• you own several different versions of the same album or song, just because of some minuscule detail is different.
  
• when conversing with other fans, you refer to the guys by their first names only, as if talking about absent friends.
  
• you've used lines from songs in everyday conversation, then snickered at your own cleverness. This is especially effective when used in the company of other fans.
  
• you've named pets after one of the guys or song titles.
  
• you cried when you discovered your favorite band member had a girlfriend.
  
• your personalized license plate somehow incorporates Will Hoge.
  
• your collection of video tapes in the garage has taken up more room than your car because you "save" every clip that mentions Will Hoge.
  
• you threw away all your childhood toys and mementos to make room for your expanding collection of Will Hoge "stuff".
  
• you own more CD's of Will Hoge than CD's you own by all other bands put together.
  
• you own more photos of Will Hoge than of people you actually know.
  
• you named your first born son or daughter after a band member.
  
• your "best friend" is a person who lives one thousand miles away but is the only person who really understands how you feel about Will Hoge.
  
• you played one of their songs at your own wedding.
  
• your photo developer begins to wonder how you're related to Will Hoge.
  

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