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For purfessional chefies,
bakery oven---4 shelves,
NO WAITING !! click for audio


Because they're STUPID


RACCOON RACCOON
Raccoon skier face ??
The Sun Is Not Your Friend


How many trashcans do chefies need?
How many knives do chefies need?
ALL OF THEM, PLUS ONE


Hold a glass to your ear,
and you can hear the dishroom.
Change the angle,
and you can hear
any dishroom, anywhere. click for audio


Hey, there's a waiter on the line. click for audio


Sam Christie--damn cook I Scream, You Scream
Hey Sam, You Got Another Phone Call
Sam Christie and Glenn 
Morris---damn 
cooks



Where's the.....??
DON'T KNOW....DON'T CARE


"Have a nice night"
Too late for that, I'm already at work click for audio


Puddle on the floor !!!
OK---who's depends is leaking ??


Connect the goddam dots


THE RAGS ARE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE click for audio


Hey, that's not funny, that's ......


Deliming the steam table
"Scotty, the energy wave is approaching
we need more power"


Because they're WEAK


Are you
a good skinhead or a bad skinhead ?? click for audio


fire hot
fire bad



If a cookie could talk, what would it say ??
BITE ME


" Kitchen's pretty trashed tonight, huh ?? "
It's Brutal, man.


Someone call 911 and the Mountain Rescue Squad!!
Chad's buried in the dishroom
AGAIN

( Hear the glassware )
It's not the 60's but segregation still applies,
SORT US, SEPARATE US



You know why I am more tired than you
Because I am OLD


Someone left a steel out
I NEED THE POWER SWORD NOW


I have given
my constant headache a name,
and it's name is Tamarron. click for audio


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